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Newsflash Newsflash: There will be not any Christmas this year. Santa's elves are on strike for better pay and no Obamacare. The FAA has grounded Rudoph. So Santa has to use Twikle toes for more light. Santa's doctor told Santa to lay off the cookies because he won't get off the ground. The other reindeer wants more feed because they don't like carrots. So no Christmas this Year Boys and Girls.

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Date: 10/12/2014 11:21:00 AM
Yes yes yes thats just what I need to hear! - Our shops have mince pies in - use by date 15th October - grrrrrr it gets earlier and earlier every year - bah humbug:-) hugs jan xxx
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