New Years Resolutions

I’ve made a resolution to begin a new tradition. Maybe something along the lines of working out at the gym, for once I’d be in shape and slim. Oh, to be a muscle girl able to run a mile without bending over…dying in hyperventilation, or creating a tingling sensation. I’ve made a new resolution to begin a new tradition. It is probably best for me to forward my utility bills to mean Mr. Johnson. Shut off notices and delinquent days would be over. I could then save up for that new one hundred and fifty dollar hair removal system I’ve always dreamed of! Side burns bye bye, and I’d finally be equipped to remove the hair above my upper lip. I’ve made a resolution to begin a new tradition. I’d sell all my Cabbage Patch dolls on ebay and buy an old Atari system. I’d sit there and play Pac-Man and Frogger all day with my brand new puppy I’ve been dreaming of adopting. The joysticks would probably confuse me and while playing Space Invaders I’d most likely die. Even though I love these games, Asteroids will always be my favorite. I’ve made these New Year’s resolutions not only to benefit myself, but I have always dreamed of being a tight-abbed, non-delinquent and hairless woman who rocks at playing Atari. These things are very important to me, you know… New Year's Resolutions Contest December 18, 2016