New Year's Resolution Devolution

Sue’s given up picking her nose And wiping the slime on her clothes But what she does more Is what I abhor… She’s eating the fluff from her toes! 15th January 2018
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Salehi Avatar
January 16, 2018 at 1:19 PM
I wish we can meet.... I love the funny side of you a lot....
Allison Avatar
January 16, 2018 at 2:19 PM
aww Pashang there are so many lovely soupers I would love to meet - my humour flows in my poems but I am far more reserved in 'real' life. :-) hugs jan xx
Krampe Avatar
January 15, 2018 at 7:06 PM
Yikes!
Allison Avatar
January 16, 2018 at 1:32 AM
lol its pretty gross!:-) hugs Jan xx
Cozart Avatar
January 15, 2018 at 10:58 AM
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! This is hilarious!
Allison Avatar
January 15, 2018 at 11:02 AM
lol Dale hilarious in a gross way - just trying to keep my spirits up and raise a smile if I can:-) hugs jan xx
Smith Avatar
January 15, 2018 at 10:37 AM
Lol...oh Jan To get center to work properly you need to start on line 6 :)
Allison Avatar
January 15, 2018 at 10:50 AM
Grrrr thanks Tim I discovered by trial and error - why can't that icon be above the poem!!!! hugs jan xx
Cunningham Avatar
January 15, 2018 at 10:30 AM
Haha ,good one Jan ,but I think I'd rather eat the fluff. Hope all's well with the test results. Regards Tom.
Allison Avatar
January 15, 2018 at 10:32 AM
Eww no no no Tom lol :-) I am trying to write fun stuff and keep postive:-) Thanks for your support:-) hugs jan xx
Lamoureux Avatar
January 15, 2018 at 8:42 AM
Gross but funny Jan. You are so good at these. Hugs Rick.
Allison Avatar
January 15, 2018 at 8:44 AM
Thanks Rick I agree its gross and removed the original pic i posted lol. I just need humour at the moment am waiting my test results and just need to have fun:-) hugs jan xx
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