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Never-Always-Sometimes

Questions and more questions can often get us upset.
Finish this short survey for us, and a gift you will get.
Let us begin with Question #1. Ready, are you all set?
In your household, how often do you bathe your pet?

NEVER  O          ALWAYS  @           SOMETIMES O



Now for question #2. This one is all about romance.
Going on a blind date is considered taking a chance.
After having dinner, and depending on circumstance,
If you go to a club, does your date ask you to dance?

NEVER  0          ALWAYS  @            SOMETIMES 0



Question #3.  If dinner and dancing went really well
and you think you are falling under a romantic spell,
you share a sweet kiss and hear the ringing of a bell.
Are you one of those gabby people who kiss and tell?

NEVER  @         ALWAYS  O            SOMETIMES  O



Now for the final question. You must be glad only four.
Please answer truthfully although this surely is a bore.
In light of the first three questions; despite your score,
Would you help us with another survey,  just one more?

NEVER  @         ALWAYS  O            SOMETIMES  O



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 February 9, 2016    Contest Sponsored by: John Lawless
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Sage Avatar
February 12, 2016 at 8:15 AM
am not good with answering questions, especially surveys, so i choose all options lol, NEVER, ALWAYS, SOMETIMES....nice humour there Lin, best of luck in the contest
Lane Avatar
February 12, 2016 at 8:17 AM
lol you silly man. If you choose all of the options you'd just as soon not take the survey. Thanks for the laugh and the read.
Konos Avatar
February 9, 2016 at 3:51 PM
Elated only four questions.....but I saw the name Lin Lane and immediately thought this is going to be a good one! Sure enough I was right....wow....loved it....
Lane Avatar
February 9, 2016 at 5:07 PM
Oh Judy, you DO make me laugh. Thank you for reading my writes... I really am grateful.
Turner Avatar
February 9, 2016 at 2:56 PM
Always, never, never, never. It's great to see that sense of humor. I love it.
Lane Avatar
February 9, 2016 at 2:59 PM
I'm smilin' Daniel. Thanks!
Gorelick Avatar
February 9, 2016 at 2:52 PM
very creative and funny..SOMETMEs I like this kind of thing, 'm AWAYS wishing I could write something like this , but NEVER am able to. haha.BG
Lane Avatar
February 9, 2016 at 2:55 PM
Thanks, Barbara. I'm sure you could ~ let your mind run free and just go with it! I'm glad you like it. ;)
Allison Avatar
February 9, 2016 at 2:07 PM
Made me giggle Lin lovely humourous write - and its never as my answers too lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Lane Avatar
February 9, 2016 at 2:18 PM
If you guys keep answering the survey I'm going to be tempted to make one with more personal questions..haha ~ Thanks, Jan.
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