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Need a New Vacuum

one end sucking up
   the other end spitting out~

          it behoovers me



8/6/2020
It Sucks Poetry Contest 
Sponsor Kai Michael Neumann

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Linda Alice Fowler

September 15, 2020 at 11:05 AM

Chuckles with this one Maureen. Linda :))

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

September 15, 2020 at 12:07 PM

Cheers! Have a lovely day! xomo

Gershon Wolf

August 8, 2020 at 8:42 PM

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk... And it's over the dam we go again... Cheers, J. Edgar Hoover

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

August 16, 2020 at 6:13 AM

Lol! Ya know, I met a dog named Dyson...

Nancy Kaufman

August 8, 2020 at 6:31 AM

you are so good at this..ha ha..

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

August 8, 2020 at 6:47 AM

You must mean poeming, ‘cuz I ain’t good at vacuuming ;), Giggles! Thank you, xomo!

Caren Krutsinger

August 7, 2020 at 9:10 PM

"it behoovers you" and it made me smile.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

August 8, 2020 at 6:06 AM

Smiles are good. <3

Eve Roper

August 7, 2020 at 12:10 PM

Good one, pigeon, for the contest good luck. I like it. Blessings to you my friend

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

August 8, 2020 at 6:06 AM

thank you Eve! Warm hugs, xomo

Michelle Faulkner

August 7, 2020 at 11:38 AM

You totally stole my idea! I was going to do something with Hoover vacuums - but I'm not mad, because this is more clever than what I was fiddling with ;)

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

August 8, 2020 at 6:05 AM

Oops! ;), The roll of the Dyson... <3

Pashang Salehi

August 7, 2020 at 10:53 AM

LOL... nice...

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

August 8, 2020 at 6:04 AM

Thank you! :))) xomo

Kim Rodrigues

August 7, 2020 at 9:01 AM

No fun! Really sucks!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

August 8, 2020 at 6:01 AM

Tee hee! It actually doesn’t spit, it farts something awful though ;), xomo!

Christopher Flaherty

August 6, 2020 at 4:40 PM

Must mean the vacuum is obviously female then P.T If it can multitask like that Maybe that's the reason why the majority of men profess not to be able to handle one

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

August 8, 2020 at 6:00 AM

LOL! Not in my house though. ;),

Jan Allison

August 6, 2020 at 3:37 PM

ha ha ha love it great fun Mo:-) hugs jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

August 6, 2020 at 3:50 PM

A thank you! Enchanté! hugs ~x

Panagiota Romios

August 6, 2020 at 3:28 PM

This is sooo perfectly written, You kill me Panagiota xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

August 6, 2020 at 3:50 PM

Sorry for the fatal blow ;), xomo!

David Kavanagh

August 6, 2020 at 2:01 PM

Very witty super Mo, I bought a T-shirt once it had a picture of a Hoover and an electric fan arguing, with the caption suck it and blow me, on it. this reminded me, cheers David.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

August 6, 2020 at 3:46 PM

I would totally wear that. x!