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Need a New Vacuum

one end sucking up
   the other end spitting out~

          it behoovers me



8/6/2020
It Sucks Poetry Contest 
Sponsor Kai Michael Neumann

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Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 9/15/2020 11:05:00 AM

Chuckles with this one Maureen. Linda :))

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 9/15/2020 12:07:00 PM

Cheers! Have a lovely day! xomo

Gershon Wolf

Date: 8/8/2020 8:42:00 PM

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk... And it's over the dam we go again... Cheers, J. Edgar Hoover

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 8/16/2020 6:13:00 AM

Lol! Ya know, I met a dog named Dyson...

Nancy Kaufman

Date: 8/8/2020 6:31:00 AM

you are so good at this..ha ha..

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 8/8/2020 6:47:00 AM

You must mean poeming, ‘cuz I ain’t good at vacuuming ;), Giggles! Thank you, xomo!

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 8/7/2020 9:10:00 PM

"it behoovers you" and it made me smile.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 8/8/2020 6:06:00 AM

Smiles are good. <3

Eve Roper

Date: 8/7/2020 12:10:00 PM

Good one, pigeon, for the contest good luck. I like it. Blessings to you my friend

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 8/8/2020 6:06:00 AM

thank you Eve! Warm hugs, xomo

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 8/7/2020 11:38:00 AM

You totally stole my idea! I was going to do something with Hoover vacuums - but I'm not mad, because this is more clever than what I was fiddling with ;)

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 8/8/2020 6:05:00 AM

Oops! ;), The roll of the Dyson... <3

Pashang Salehi

Date: 8/7/2020 10:53:00 AM

LOL... nice...

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 8/8/2020 6:04:00 AM

Thank you! :))) xomo

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 8/7/2020 9:01:00 AM

No fun! Really sucks!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 8/8/2020 6:01:00 AM

Tee hee! It actually doesn’t spit, it farts something awful though ;), xomo!

Christopher Flaherty

Date: 8/6/2020 4:40:00 PM

Must mean the vacuum is obviously female then P.T If it can multitask like that Maybe that's the reason why the majority of men profess not to be able to handle one

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 8/8/2020 6:00:00 AM

LOL! Not in my house though. ;),

Jan Allison

Date: 8/6/2020 3:37:00 PM

ha ha ha love it great fun Mo:-) hugs jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 8/6/2020 3:50:00 PM

A thank you! Enchanté! hugs ~x

Panagiota Romios

Date: 8/6/2020 3:28:00 PM

This is sooo perfectly written, You kill me Panagiota xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 8/6/2020 3:50:00 PM

Sorry for the fatal blow ;), xomo!

David Kavanagh

Date: 8/6/2020 2:01:00 PM

Very witty super Mo, I bought a T-shirt once it had a picture of a Hoover and an electric fan arguing, with the caption suck it and blow me, on it. this reminded me, cheers David.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 8/6/2020 3:46:00 PM

I would totally wear that. x!