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Nearly Hurled

It's an A+ day, I'm on top of the old world Going to my hairdresser to get my silvery locks curled In my mirror I can see Perfection, that's me To tell the truth, I just about, nearly, almost, hurled

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Date: 10/5/2017 8:25:00 AM
Poor fella let out a shriek//Wondered, "Who is this freak?"//Jackson, the silver gorilla//Looked in the mirror at Godzilla!//Dang near hurled false teeth from his beak! DRESS ON JAKEE!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/5/2017 8:48:00 AM
LOL LOL! Got a big guffaw out of that last line!!! You is a limzard!!!
Date: 10/5/2017 7:15:00 AM
Haha! At least you still have hair!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/5/2017 7:25:00 AM
Oh you ain't just whistling dixie my friend!!! What silvery magnificence!!!

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