Naive and Random Assumptions

naïve & random assumptions came crashing into the apartment in the early morn & when ya did ya thought that anything that got smashed would be easy to pick up or sweep up or chances are (more likely) that the fact is you never thought about the repercussions of your smashing into the apartment in the early morn at all. came into said person’s life in the early eve like the proverbial bat outta that fictional land of perpetual punishment that all the crazy crazy christians hold so dear in their hands tryin’ to scare the rest of us into submission & when ya did ya thought it would be an easy one, in & out quick like a bunny, just like a convenient store robbery out in the sticks---****, ya thought you wouldn’t even need to wear a mask. came stomping out of said apartment after breaking said person’s heart thinking that the walk to the care would be quick & the getaway would be simpler than highway robbery (wherever this highway is that robberies are in fact oh so simple), and just within reach, the car door was just within reach, right before that pesky blunt object gripped in the hands of said newly terrified, angry, broken apart & psychotic ex-important person, now comes crashing down on the back of your head, smushing all your brains out onto the asphalt like chunky peanut butter being spread on newly toasted bread.