My Wife Want's a Divorce

My wife has been asking for a divorce
I'm thinking this time that she is right
It's been a long time in the making
And I know I've put up a good fight

All the time that we've spent together
Must now come to an end
It's true it's you that I cling to
But this is best if the relationship is to mend

Of course I'm a little bit nervous
And this will take time to adjust
But cutting ties is the best of advice
So cutting ties I feel is a must

I think back years ago to the very first call
I picked it up innocently enough
It didn't take long for you to take over my life
Where I fell under your spell, thinking it love  

We've been side by side from that moment
I've held you tenderly all of this time
I'm finding it hard to let go of you
But it's best that we part and say our goodbyes

For all good things must come to an end
And we both had a good run of course
So I'm telling you now "Cell Phone" my friend
From you I need a divorce...

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017



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Date: 9/22/2017 7:48:00 PM
ha ha ha you had me going there Mike, very clever humour:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 9/22/2017 2:40:00 PM
HA That's really sly, Mike. The cheapest kind of divorce, too.
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Date: 9/22/2017 9:35:00 AM
Lol oh you had me hook line and sinker. Great one Mike :) xomo!
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Date: 9/22/2017 8:18:00 AM
Very clever one Mike; I think we all need a break from our technological wives and husbands from time to time!!~Che :) (If the amish can do it, so can we!) :)
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