My Un-Favorite Things

MY UN-FAVORITE THINGS
Bastards and es
and arseholes and wankers,
Policeman and traffic wardens,
and PayPal and bankers,
I want to bind them with duck tape and string.
These are a few of my unfavorite things.
Gobes, and gossips
and stirrers and preachers
Politicians and Catholic nuns
and Ebay and teachers.
I want to kick them all off the park swings
These are a few of my unfavorite things.
When the night comes
and I`m up for fun
and I`m feeling true,
I simply remember my unfavorite things
and decide to share some with you..
By Mary Poppins.. (on acid)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Agustin Avatar
July 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Thanks for sharing this... exposing your thoughts through your unique poetic style. Meanwhile, I greet you with the love of the Lord, expressed by John 3:16 of the Bible, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." Be blessed.
Michael Avatar
August 18, 2019 at 11:45 AM
Sounds quite normal to me...All the best Debra
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