My Self-Imposed Bad Tale

I followed her to China I followed her to Spain I traipsed behind her neck bones. I marveled at her brain. She asked me to please leave Which really hurt my feelings. She called the county cops. Which left my mind a reeling. I followed her to spinning class. I followed her to planets Z and Zoom. I followed her to her grandma’s. Where the old biddy killed me with a broom. The cops slowly came running Breathing fast, due to being too well fed. I yelled they should arrest her, But then I realized I was not quite dead. She said that woman is my stalker. Please lock her up in jail. So here I sit lamenting Writing this self-imposed bad tale.