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My Red Bandana

I once met a sweet gal from Savannah
She loved the size of my red bandana
She put it around her neck;
Twice, I was a total wreck,
She told me her name was Mrs. Suzanna.

June 8, 2021

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Caren Krutsinger Date: 6/11/2021 11:46:00 AM Suzanna, bandana, Savannah, this was fun! Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 6/11/2021 12:02:00 PM I rewrote this limerick a dozen times to keep it from becoming vulgar. My efforts didn't pay off. Some read into it their own interpretations...vulgar, of course.

Jack Horne Date: 6/9/2021 12:07:00 PM LOL, had a good laugh here Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 6/9/2021 12:10:00 PM Thanks, Jack, for the read. I see that your mind's not exactly where it should be, too? See my response to Richard, below.

Demetrios Trifiatis Date: 6/9/2021 10:36:00 AM Entertaining and witty. I Hope Mrs. Suzanna was pretty, my dearest friend, L MILTON. Thank you for the laugh! Blessings. Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 6/9/2021 11:33:00 AM Thanks, Demetrios. Yes, she was. I guess....

Richard Lamoureux Date: 6/9/2021 8:06:00 AM This made me laugh out loud. How does she feel about yellow bananas? Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 6/9/2021 8:20:00 AM I'm so glad you got a good laugh out of it, Richard. I don't know how she feels about yellow bananas. I modified this limerick considerably before putting it on PS. I figured everyone would get the gist of it. Thanks for your read.

Anselmo Boles Date: 6/8/2021 6:30:00 PM Milton, be careful who you show your bana---I mean bandana to! This one's real funny!...ab Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 6/8/2021 6:58:00 PM Thanks, Anselmo. Are you sure you didn't read more into this than I intended? Just sayin'.