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My Red Bandana

I once met a sweet gal from Savannah
She loved the size of my red bandana
She put it around her neck;
Twice, I was a total wreck,
She told me her name was Mrs. Suzanna.

June 8, 2021

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Caren Krutsinger

June 11, 2021 at 11:46 AM

Suzanna, bandana, Savannah, this was fun!

L Milton Hankins

June 11, 2021 at 12:02 PM

I rewrote this limerick a dozen times to keep it from becoming vulgar. My efforts didn't pay off. Some read into it their own interpretations...vulgar, of course.

Jack Horne

June 9, 2021 at 12:07 PM

LOL, had a good laugh here

L Milton Hankins

June 9, 2021 at 12:10 PM

Thanks, Jack, for the read. I see that your mind's not exactly where it should be, too? See my response to Richard, below.

Demetrios Trifiatis

June 9, 2021 at 10:36 AM

Entertaining and witty. I Hope Mrs. Suzanna was pretty, my dearest friend, L MILTON. Thank you for the laugh! Blessings.

L Milton Hankins

June 9, 2021 at 11:33 AM

Thanks, Demetrios. Yes, she was. I guess....

Richard Lamoureux

June 9, 2021 at 8:06 AM

This made me laugh out loud. How does she feel about yellow bananas?

L Milton Hankins

June 9, 2021 at 8:20 AM

I'm so glad you got a good laugh out of it, Richard. I don't know how she feels about yellow bananas. I modified this limerick considerably before putting it on PS. I figured everyone would get the gist of it. Thanks for your read.