Andrea Dietrich Poet Rhyme

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For Jami Patterson's The "Worst Verse In The Universe" Grand Slam Poetry Contest

My Pore Rose

Holy Told-ye-o, I can’t belief
in the hot blustering sun, my pore rose
felt to the difficult ground, droopping it’s head and leafs
oh my pore pore pore rose.  I am afeared its toast.
You rilly think it deservd this?
For heavens sack, it didn’t naught.
I loved that melliflous flour like I love my too kids.
I cant belief the weigh human beans with no apathy laught
about it dyeing!

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Suzette Richards July 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM You had me with 'rilly" ... It is reminiscent of our friendly battle whether"really" has 2 or 3 syllables. I guess you had to be there ... Lol. Congrats with your placement, Andrea :)

Karen Croft July 9, 2026 at 4:56 PM lol, i say holy tol e do alot!!! congrats on your placement

Sara Kendrick July 6, 2026 at 1:59 PM Some good misspelling and other errors in this one so it reads like a good contender to me for the contest. Way to go. Sara K.

Howard Kerr July 6, 2026 at 1:29 AM An extremely clever interpretation of the contest. High on humour and slant. Good luck, Andrea. Howard

Paige Hind July 4, 2026 at 10:26 PM hey this is fun!! <3 Andrea Dietrich July 4, 2026 at 11:17 PM Thanks. You should try it

Ink Empress July 4, 2026 at 12:00 PM Lol i love heavens sack! I cant help but imagine some other sack ;) hahah i cant believe u tried this < but ofcourse its you! Your sense of humor is another level my sweet soul aunt! I smiled ~the typos must make the English teacher in you cringe so bad? Haha well done! Andrea Dietrich July 4, 2026 at 11:17 PM I was kind of using things my beginning ESL students did wrong. It is common for Spanish kids learning English to confuse past tense of fall with the past tense of feel. Thus, felt to the ground. I had great fun with this one

Joseph P. DiMino July 4, 2026 at 4:36 AM :)) I've written a couple thousand of these, Worse Verse -- so, being an expert, I think this could be a winner. Best of luck in contest, Andrea. Very funny read. Brilliant.

David Crandall July 3, 2026 at 7:02 PM Haha, that looks like a good contender - aw for heaven's sack - lol!

Kim Rodrigues July 3, 2026 at 1:04 PM Oh your pore pore pore Rose! I supposed toes human beans might rain on her parade and flood her with the absolute worse verse in the universe…lol Andrea Dietrich July 3, 2026 at 1:34 PM Haha

Ilene Bauer July 3, 2026 at 12:11 PM this absolutely cracked me up, andrea! brilliantly done and so much fun! Andrea Dietrich July 3, 2026 at 12:30 PM Thanks. I had a ball with this one

Yann Rolland July 3, 2026 at 10:48 AM need some drink too, wonderful poem, thanks poet andrea Andrea Dietrich July 3, 2026 at 12:31 PM Thanks, Yann

Paula Goldsmith July 3, 2026 at 10:41 AM What a creative/fun write you have here. Love It... "Good Luck" I Have been off Soup for 2 weeks. I needed an Ink Transfusion. Hahaha!!! Now back/ready to go Writing Away. Have a blessed day/weekend 4th writing............... Andrea Dietrich July 3, 2026 at 12:32 PM Thanks. And welcome back

I Am Anaya July 3, 2026 at 9:52 AM Now dat is a grand slam, you're always a treat, Andrea. I don't like the new titles in blue, do you? I Am Anaya July 3, 2026 at 1:47 PM Stone gray, actually, they match the blue trophy, I'm all in now! Lol. Andrea Dietrich July 3, 2026 at 12:31 PM Thanks, dear. What were titles before? I don't even know!