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My Pet Beast

I make sure my pet is on a leash The size of my pet is beyond belief You’ll need a giant scoop just to curb it right And muzzle its mouth or it just might Devour my neighbor with delight 5 lines or less Skat A Contest November 1, 2015

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Cona Adams

Date: 11/23/2015 10:48:00 AM

Too cute. Love the humor!

Ralph Sergi
Date: 11/23/2015 11:15:00 AM

Hi Cona: Thanks for the comment.

Edlynn Nau

Date: 11/14/2015 5:17:00 PM

Yeah! This won! BALLOONS & NOISE MAKERS. It's fun isn't it? Congratulations to you Ralph!

Edlynn Nau
Date: 11/14/2015 9:51:00 PM

Oh it has enough! I see the beast. It's huge and ALL TEETH. I see him well enough to know that I'd cross the street if I met him.

Ralph Sergi
Date: 11/14/2015 7:38:00 PM

Thank you, Edlynne. I was afraid for awhile because it didn't have enough imagery.

Paul Callus

Date: 11/11/2015 2:25:00 PM

Pleased to be back with congratulations, Ralph...well done!! // paul

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 11/8/2015 9:44:00 PM

Congrats on ur awesome winning write Ralph!

Janice Canerdy

Date: 11/8/2015 1:44:00 PM

Ralph, this well-written poem satisfied my hunger for a little wicked humor! LOL Congrats on your win. Janice

Constance La France

Date: 11/8/2015 12:17:00 PM

Ralph congratulations on your placement with this amazing write

Alexis Y.

Date: 11/7/2015 11:40:00 PM

Ralph, congratulations on your win:-)Alexis

Michael Tor

Date: 11/7/2015 10:34:00 PM

lol a nice win Ralph.

Ralph Sergi
Date: 11/8/2015 7:42:00 AM

Thank you, Michael

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/7/2015 8:19:00 PM

I see it got a win. BIG congrats to you.

Ralph Sergi
Date: 11/8/2015 7:43:00 AM

Thank you, Andrea.

Skat A

Date: 11/7/2015 6:22:00 PM

Ralph, Congratulations on your awesome win. I have a new blog up, "The Only Thing To Fear, Is Fear It'self" stop by and enjoy the winners and my explanation to all who join my contest. Truly enjoyed. Love SKAT

Eileen Manassian

Date: 11/5/2015 2:12:00 PM

:) Cute write....I don't know....it gave a subtle hint of a double meaning to me. ;) Good luck in the contest.

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 11/5/2015 8:55:00 AM

I think he is a refreshing change from Steven Harper. Time will tell of course, I will wait to determine my final verdict.

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 11/5/2015 7:53:00 AM

Ha ha, a fun one Ralph!

Eileen Manassian
Date: 11/5/2015 2:11:00 PM

He is good looking! That's all the matters, right? ;)

Ralph Sergi
Date: 11/5/2015 8:51:00 AM

Hi Richard: Thanks, What do you think of the new PM of Canada?

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 11/5/2015 7:02:00 AM

- :)))) ..... Sounds like my dog ..... she does not like my neighbor (a husky dog .... big) - Great poem, Ralph !!! - Luck in contest ! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Ralph Sergi
Date: 11/5/2015 8:52:00 AM

Thank you ,Anne Lise, I had a big dog once.

Ralph Sergi

Date: 11/3/2015 6:46:00 AM

Thank you, Olive for sharing.

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser

Date: 11/3/2015 6:40:00 AM

Weee somewhat a ironic here!! but clever seen particularly in the last line =`) like the third line!~Olive Eloisa

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/2/2015 3:56:00 PM

You went the humorous route. I enjoyed this, RAlph.

Cherl Dunn

Date: 11/1/2015 5:26:00 PM

Dear Ralph This sounds like my dream dog, a bull masstive just love this drooling bred, love this creative write big beasts rule the universe if you ask me, lol and thanks for your comment on my scary carrie I wrote it for a friend at work at the last minute, cheri

Ralph Sergi
Date: 11/1/2015 5:31:00 PM

Hi Cheri, Thank you. I'm sure you'll agreed me that last minute poems are the best. After seeing SKAT'S photo, it reminded me of a pet and I quickly wrote this poem.