(Entry for the Summer Funny Limerick Contest, sponsored by Tania Kitchin, submitted June 29, 2025)
Summers up north are reasonably cool. Hot, sweltering temps are just not the rule! So if the heat turns you off, come up here and have a quaff of cold beer beside my new swimming pool!
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