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My Mother in law is Poisoning me

MY MOTHER-IN-LAW IS POISONING ME! I think my mother-in-law is poisoning me. The electric range is smelling strange, She tests the smoke detector by cooking everyday.... Now the entire kitchen is acting deranged. Semolina at 3:30, Mercury hits 120 degrees! Nausea and stomach cramps are rising in me, Red-sauced tripe is afflicting me. Outside it's now Celsius 43 degrees. Now Bulimia is what I see, I have to stay for tea, Yes, my mother-in-law is poisoning me, There's much to said for ... D.I.V.O.R.C.E!!!!!

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Date: 5/9/2015 12:55:00 AM
Sorry but I'm laughing out loud.. You paint a vivid picture... RUN!
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Date: 5/8/2015 3:54:00 PM
I used to dread eating at my mother in laws - this made me giggle with the clever imagery:-) Hugs Jan xx
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Julie Grenness
Date: 5/8/2015 10:56:00 PM
Greetings, Jan. Thank you for kind feedback, lots to be said for ashtrays in life. Baggage! Regards, Julie.