My Man Cave Closet

In my man cave, is a closet
Which would spawn horrible critiques
Totes full of old computer parts
Some of which my be antiques

Various plumbing parts abound
But Lord knows I'm not a plumber
Game parts, tools, nuts, bolts and nails
Old clothes from winter to summer

There is some work out equipment
For some reason it looks brand new
In the corner is my tool box
With tools scattered most askew

It's been like that for a long time
In a terrible unsorted array
If ever found clean or empty
I must have died or moved away!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Laurie Avatar
January 3, 2020 at 9:10 PM
G'day PAT … first steps of maybe a hoarder, or just in need of a clearing sale, but it's a men thing - thanks PAT - Lindsay
Adams Avatar
January 5, 2020 at 7:13 AM
"Lazy" could creep into the picture but, well....not buts, that's probably it!..............80)
Wolf Avatar
January 2, 2020 at 7:56 PM
Sounds familiar, Pat... Now I am fairly sure that you are Patrick Adams and not Patricia Adams. LOL. Enjoyed and related. ~ Former Man, reduced by wife to Meek Mouse
Adams Avatar
January 5, 2020 at 7:12 AM
Just don't let it out about my "night" name ok!.....80)
Faulkner Avatar
December 31, 2019 at 6:40 PM
'For some reason looks brand new' - yes, mine has the same look! Can't imagine why...
Adams Avatar
January 1, 2020 at 8:15 AM
I know right!?! I guess tools are just like that! Thanks for commenting Michelle. Have a great new year!......80)
Devonshire Avatar
December 30, 2019 at 4:28 PM
LOL I have a hard time keeping up with "stuff" that is saved for some unknown reason. Had a great laugh, Pat, especially when you said you weren't a plumber. A pleasure to read! Hugs, carolyn
Adams Avatar
December 30, 2019 at 8:50 PM
I know right?! It's good stuff, but I'll probably never use it. Oh well! Thanks for commenting Carolyn, and thanks for the hugs as well!...........80)
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