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My Love of Crocs

It has come into question My love for the Croc Whether it be in bare twinkle toes Or with knee high socks Rubber on rubber From top end to sole Soft spongy comfort To take on the road Yes they're here for the comfort Not here for the speed Certainly not for the fashion If that's what you seek You might have already guessed That left long ago Trying hard to impress Those in the know The older you get The less that you care Hence my love for the Croc And fur underwear But back to my Crocs Like it or not It's all that I wear They're all that I've got Ask me which style That I mostly own (Inquiring minds want to know) I'd have to say Why, "The Original" It's streamlined to date With the perfect number of holes I even wear them on dates These Crocs got it going on So let me be the first To let you all in on this My love for Crocs Is just what it is Be it in the bare feet Or with paisley socks You need to get over it Cause I love my Crocs

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Cheryl Hoffman

Date: 5/3/2017 7:00:00 PM

With all this talk about crocs I might even get a pair! Entertaining write Mike; especially the part about "fur undies!!"~Che :)

Hannah Borke

Date: 5/3/2017 3:55:00 PM

I'm so looking forward!

Hannah Borke

Date: 5/3/2017 2:59:00 PM

My page doesn't allow me to comment on your comments. I am pretty munched maxed out and all that I could say was rhymed up. I also had to work hard on it. I cannot produce another poem. Natural poets, like you, never run out.

Hannah Borke

Date: 5/3/2017 2:08:00 PM

This poem is highly entertaining! I referenced this poem in my poem in the words, "I browsed his croc poems...". The great poet, Chris Green just made fun of my obsession with crocs -- in his comment on Croc Cradles. I had asked him for criticism. I actually thank G-d for Crocs.