My Love I'M Not Cheating

My love...let me explain this situation,
I had no intentions of cheating on you.
I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings.
You saw me with her and it meant nothing,
I just held her for a moment in my hand.

Your skin glows like the moons reflection on water, 
She looked anorexic sick...and pale green before vomiting.
Your scent’s like liquid caramel whenever you move.
She smelt like salty...sweat on a hot day.

My yearning heart throbs to your sloshing voice, 
And I salivate to the sound of your name.
The evening flutters like butterfly wings.
I am calmed by your taste that I carry into, 
The twilight of my soul and hold dear to my heart. 

I’m filled with hope, may I dry your condensation tears,
That steadily stream down your plastic face?
I didn’t mean to make you cry...my love.

As my taste is satisfied, it reminds me 
Of your moistened contents when I first met you.
In the hush of night, hearing you psss... turns me on,
My taste...buds leap to my mouth‘s palate. 

I wait in the moonlight for your secret 23 flavors, 
So that we may merge as one, liquid to stomach.
In the search of glorious satisfaction, 
Of having my life...moistened by your touch.

Please believe me...she means nothing to me.
I just held her in my hand for a moment,
I’m loyal to you with all my heart and soul,
My lips never touched hers, I promise.

I would never switch to Mountain Dew.
I’m in love with you and only you,
Satisfy my life with your liquid...love.
I longed to hold you in my hand,
You...my Dr. Pepper...come here let me kiss you.
I'm in love with your cool and refreshing taste.........ahhh.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009

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Scoville Avatar
April 12, 2009 at 4:39 PM
Now that was good and funny. Today of all days for me that is what I needed. Thank you
Mason Avatar
April 9, 2009 at 12:11 PM
I really began to wonder with, "my yearning heart throbs to your sloshing voice." Sloshing ...? I thought, hmmm ... and then the 'ol Mountain Dew hussy appeared and it all became clear ... LOL ... wonderful creative write here, Raul!!
Devonshire Avatar
April 8, 2009 at 8:41 AM
Oh my goodness, Raul, what a great laugh you gave me! You reminded me that we often try to read more into someone's work, only to have them pull the rug out from under us at the end. LOVE IT!
Edmonds Avatar
April 5, 2009 at 5:28 PM
You had me going too, you made me chuckle.
Zaqout Avatar
April 4, 2009 at 1:59 PM
How clever using words in such a way ! No disrespect to anyone, humorous words and meanings ! Too talented bro ! Best wishes Tariq Zaqout
Loving Iii Avatar
April 4, 2009 at 1:40 PM
ok you got me on that one. creative work. John H Loving III
Goombi Avatar
April 3, 2009 at 8:38 PM
You had me going, I thought what, no he didn't but the ending was great.
Jordan Avatar
April 1, 2009 at 9:23 PM
Raul you crack me up - I got to admit I was going "Oh no bro that can't be a good situation - Great poem - god Bless, MJ
Moreno Avatar
April 1, 2009 at 6:12 PM
LOL, you made me laugh today, great April fool's poem..................Danielle
Neal Avatar
April 1, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Funny write, you got me, must a an April fools joke. You got me. DN
Torres Avatar
March 31, 2009 at 11:24 PM
jaja lol this is awsome lol i love dr. pepper lol this is great >>>josh
Gorelick Avatar
March 31, 2009 at 9:02 PM
Well, you should write suspense novels. I cant say I like Dr Pepper but maybe I'll give it another try. BG
Smith-Johnsen Avatar
March 31, 2009 at 8:47 PM
To each his own. I'm a Mountain Dew lover myself. You had me going there for a minute. I guess that's a gotcha poem. Happy April 1st...and have a dreamy Dr. Pepper Day. What a fun poem.
Chircop Avatar
March 31, 2009 at 5:04 PM
brilliant work,you lead me to other thoughts,it was just Dr,Pepper,you must like it a lot!i love this type of poetry,you made me smile-cheers-charma
Lopez Avatar
March 31, 2009 at 4:44 PM
very clever :) homie. but as for myself i'll drink them all. let them get jealous!
Adams Avatar
March 31, 2009 at 3:06 PM
lol! great write. very humerous. Much love, Catherin:)
Haniff Avatar
March 31, 2009 at 1:32 PM
lol...funny...u really got me thinking of the wrong idea..but u were all the opposite...sweet...nice use of poetry...Maryam
Martin Avatar
March 31, 2009 at 12:53 PM
I thought it was going to be about a lover's quarrel. You surprised me with a funny ending. Brilliant thought. Tyler
Neal Avatar
March 31, 2009 at 12:44 PM
Funny, you had me laughing at the end. I really thought you was busted, I never would have thought you was busted with another drink in hand, funny write, you crack me up. Love Elizabeth
Richards Avatar
March 31, 2009 at 12:44 PM
You had me going there for awhile....what a crack up!!! Great prank, Raul...maybe should have posted it for April Fools !!! Great job!!
Ginn Avatar
March 31, 2009 at 12:42 PM
Shoot I skipped to the bottom after the salty line I was sure you were fishing. You have lost it Raul, how fun.
Townsend Avatar
March 31, 2009 at 12:17 PM
I love the suspense... The title leads the reader to believe this will be an entirely different type of write. What a creative mind you have. This is so well written that one can really only say... Congratulations on your masterpiece. LOL Smiles from Lolita
Harper Avatar
March 31, 2009 at 12:02 PM
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Atanacio Avatar
March 31, 2009 at 12:02 PM
this was refreshingly crazy good-- I thought it was going to be another Jerry Springer Type poem-- but you've mastered the Dew!
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