My Little Donation

The Red Cross tells me there is nothing to fear, and no harm. However, they are sticking an awfully big needle into my arm. This organization is happy to get a donor like me. After all, I have the rarest type which is positive AB. I have to lie on a table horizontally as my crimson liquid goes into the bag rather slowly. The nurse says I am done, and she extracts the needle carefully. Holding my arm with gauze, I feel a little dizzy. I get up from the table rather lethargically. They offer me all I want of doughnuts and iced tea. Here I am with the Red Cross in Pennsylvania. How long will my blood take to reach the Count in Transylvania?

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014



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Date: 4/10/2021 11:23:00 AM
Congratulations on your win. "So Cute" Your last line, "How long will my blood take to reach the Count in Transylvania?" Way tooooo funny. Have a blessed day/weekend..................
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Date: 4/8/2021 4:17:00 PM
so good to read this one again Robert, many congrats on your win:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 4/8/2021 10:37:00 AM
Congratulations on your fine winning poem, Robert. I love the surprise twist at the end. :D
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Date: 2/22/2015 5:50:00 PM
Robert, CONGRATULATIONS, on your Win, Love ~SKAT~
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Date: 2/22/2015 4:15:00 PM
loved the humour at the end - many congrats on your win Robert:-) Hugs jan xx
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Date: 2/22/2015 4:09:00 PM
Robert, Sorry, it took me this long to close my contest. Congrats :) NATE
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Date: 3/17/2014 11:04:00 PM
Good one! This led me on and then your hysterical finish. BG
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Date: 3/17/2014 9:46:00 PM
Totally funny write loved it my friend, great job, thanks also for the spell changes in my newest post, i just made them, my hubby also enjoyed this one after i read it two him, but both of us thought about your question and could not come up with an answer, we don't know how long it will take for your blood two reach Transylvania. lol cheri
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Date: 3/17/2014 9:18:00 PM
He likes his blood, rare! lol Great job Robert, my best, chuck
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