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My Hovercraft Is Full of Eels

I'll try to tell you without my usual cant
that all I wanted was to go sailing with
Sherry Saturday morning but I can't!
My hovercraft is full of eels!

The watchman phoned when I was lying  
in bed to notify me of this.
I was shocked to find he wasn't lying!
My hovercraft is full of eels!

My good-will has been weakened
because of this horrid event
which completely ruined my weekend.
My hovercraft is full of eels!

These morbid creatures are serious
party-poopers. Remember!: Their
electricity is deleterious.
My hovercraft is full of eels!

My beloved Birthday present invaded by
these heinous monsters! I will have to buy  
a new one 'cause to this one I must say bye!
My hovercraft is full of eels!

Ghastly! You don't know how this feels!
My hovercraft is full of eels!

Copyright © Ivor Kos | Year Posted 2014

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Iris E. Sankey- Lewis Date: 4/1/2015 10:26:00 AM Ivo, you have penned a wonderful poem capturing, showing a style I adore. Blessings. Login to Reply

Deborah Shiells Date: 5/24/2014 10:39:00 AM Hi Ivo, I loved this!!! So unique and the realism captures it all~ Thanks for sharing this with us. Tanks too for your visits and wonderful comments. Love and Peace, Deborah Login to Reply

Jake Ponce Date: 5/19/2014 8:25:00 PM Ivo, you impressed me again with a tug of war between biting humor and really cool poetic execution. I can just imagine the horror that occurred in your hovercraft. How'd they get in there in the first place? :O Login to Reply

Jan Allison Date: 5/13/2014 4:37:00 PM Very humouros write Ivo - eels must be 'eelly eelly evil' to do this to you! Hugs as ever my friend Jan xxxx Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 5/10/2014 2:23:00 PM Dear Ivo, This is one of the most creative and humorous poems I've ever read. Caught an eel once and he didn't bother me, so send your invaded hovercraft my way. So witty! Love, Carolyn Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/8/2014 10:05:00 PM IVo, I just figured out who you remind me of. A Dr. Seuss for adults!! You are so fun with your style. Really liked this one. Login to Reply

J.W. Earnings Date: 5/8/2014 8:34:00 PM Random, but clever, duuuude. Awesome job and keep up the excellent, poetic, genius work. Creative and nicely written out. Indeed, I enjoyed this one. Have a brilliant end of the week and unwind on the weekend, despite the loss of your b-day present. Love the repetition btw (by the way). -DWB Login to Reply

Alex Frankel Date: 5/8/2014 5:21:00 PM This made me howl with laughter! Brilliantly random! cheers, Alex Login to Reply

David Williams Date: 5/8/2014 2:16:00 PM Ivo I like the image of this and I love eels....David Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 5/7/2014 10:15:00 PM about your poem: ha I wish I knew what a Hovercraft is... Maybe it's a boat, cause why else would they be eels in it. Sad it happened to your birthday present. Love Linda Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 5/7/2014 10:10:00 PM Hello Ivo, believe it or not I miss you. I have not been much around a computer, I miss most of the new poet friends, I've made this year. Anyways, thanks to technology, I can still SOUP from my phone at times.... :) Anyways, I'll be around for a few days.... YF---- Linda Login to Reply Poet Destroyer A Date: 5/7/2014 10:10:00 PM thank you for the visit... :)