My Home Is Neon

My home is neon-friend to the idiocy degree. I am sure when people barge in, they think me mad. Which suits me fine For there will be less barging. They need to stay on their side of the river. If I need them, I will pick up the phone and call. If they need me, they had better think hard about it. For my phone is off unless I want to make a call, which is seldom. Many homes are feuillemort. Dull orange, dull brown, duller yellow. This is not my home. My home lights up like New Year's Eve's Madison Square Garden. My home is neon-friendly to the idiocy degree. I could not live here if it were any other way. I could not live anywhere if I could not take my neons with me. I certainly could not live in an old folk's home. I consider them social clubs for the non-private ones.