My Glass of Scotch

You just sit there without saying anything, with that amaizing body. Im attracted without you even having to say a word. Your body language is calling, pulling me close. So I get close. I get a taste, then suddenly I want you more. When i'm with you, all my wories go out the door. When im with you, i kiss all my troubles goodbye. You make me feel like..................... When I woke up in the morning the troubles i had kissed goodbye came back and kissed me goodmorning. The problems that went out the door came back knocking and they brought their friends. So i go back to you and take another sip, the troubles and problems go away then they come back rushing in the morning. I guess I have to keep you by myside so that my problems can keep of. Now im addicted to you, and I love it. Its because of you that i lost my job, its because of you that my girlfriend left, its because of you that my family despces me but its in your arms where I find comfort. You keep ruining my life yet i cant let you go, you've got me under a spell and im madly in love with you. I was rescently diagonised with liver cirrhosis and the doctor said that its all your fault. He told me to leave you but I love you too much to dump you. You are about to kill me but i still hold on to you. This here is true love. You my bottle of scotch are my one true love, till death do us part.