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My Driving History

For some reason
I really like to drive,
and ever since I was sixteen,
when I get behind the wheel
feel free and alive...
Only once had an accident
when I was seventeen,
pulling out too fast of the driveway,
into my parents car I careened,
thank God it was minor damage
and my Dad was able to pop
the dent out with a hammer,
got a stern look and talking to
but kept me out of the slammer,
Have driven some Dodges and Chevy
cars in the past, but lately drive
a Ford Focus because its
much better on the gas...
Have driven in about all of the 
states on the east coast,
and when I go once a year
to visit some family
its destination L.I., New York,
Out west have driven through
Texas, Oklahoma, Arizona
and even California,
reason being my husband
back then went to a school
called UTI in Phoenix, Arizona...
Probably the most traveled
interstate in the east being I-75 and I-24,
which is one of the biggest
trucking routes that I know of by far,
and I truly admire truck drivers
driving their 18 wheelers
up and down the highways and interstates,
they just scare me a bit
when they get too close,
driving as if my car was
truck driver bait...
I even thought once about
becoming a truck driver
but that was a fleeting idea
that lost most of its appeal,
because the more I thought of it
wouldn't really like that career, 
especially since they're all
probably pretty heavy from
constantly being behind the wheel,
and when I stop at those truck stops
I can't help but notice,
that the truck drivers not only
buy toothpaste for their teeth,
but also preparation H
for their hemorrhoids...
My son and I just came home
from Chattanooga, Tenn.,
and thank God we both 
arrived home safely and in one piece,
because even though I love to drive
can't understand why people
fly by me doing 80 like in an emergency,
unless someone in the car
has to use a restroom or
is about to deliver a baby...
and lately when I drive 
around Moccasin Bend
feel a little more on edge 
and on the offensive,
because its like driving on the autobahn
or being in the Indy 500!

Remember, don't text and drive because you want to arrive alive…:)
P.S. Happy 60th Birthday Interstate System!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 10/26/2016 8:02:00 AM
"truck driver bait!!!" Oh...I'm gonna use that line some day! Royalties??? Yer storytellin reads like yer lim'rik'n, sassy, funny and full of hooks, like a good trot line. 60 years old? No wonder the interstate is full of pot holes! ;-) ~ j (ps. sincerely enjoyed reading this!)
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Date: 7/6/2016 8:14:00 PM
I don't drive anymore - although I do eat meat and try not to eat too much of it. I only watch NASCAR every once in a while. "Chattanooga Cho Cho won't you carry me home." Remember that tune? Peace & Love Matthew Anish
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 7/7/2016 7:02:00 AM
Thanks so much for your visit Matthew, and yes I think my parents used to listen to that song once in a great while…Peace and love, Che
Date: 7/5/2016 1:58:00 PM
Loved this! And Amen to the 'Don't text and Drive'!
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 7/7/2016 7:00:00 AM
Thanks so much Carol, you are so kind!:)
Date: 6/30/2016 7:39:00 PM
Great free verse and piled with bits and pieces of life
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 6/30/2016 7:51:00 PM
Thanks so much for your nice comment R.A., I guess there is a "pile up" in my poem now that you mention it!:)
Date: 6/29/2016 8:45:00 AM
I love how you let us delve into your life through your poetry.
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 6/29/2016 9:30:00 AM
Thanks so much Mike, your poems are in a word unique! Always enjoy reading them!:)

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