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My Charlie Brown Sleepers

Open my eyes and say to myself How am I feeling today Most morning, myself says, “are you nuts!” “It's too early, turn over I say!” Going back to sleep ain't gonna happen I'd just toss and turn and moan So it's “up and at 'im”, the time is now “Rise 'n shine, you lazy bones!” Drag myself out from under the covers Wipe the sleep from my peepers On the way to the bathroom, walk into a wall And down go my Charlie Brown sleepers So there I stand in all my glory My masculinity exposed to the world It's really nothing to get too excited about Don't forget I've reached 87 years old But I finally manage to clear my head Notice something's a little different There's feeling of grass tickling my toes In my stupor, outside I went Imagine my horror as I stand there exposed My Charlie Brown's down at my ankles Oh well, don't have any secrets anymore Still my “assets” create a big scandal POTD

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Date: 9/28/2022 11:59:00 AM
Congratulations on well-deserved POTD! Robert
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/28/2022 12:39:00 PM
Well many thanks dear Robert! POTDs are few and far between! LOL
Date: 9/27/2022 4:09:00 PM
Just discovered your poem Jack. You painted quite a picture ! What fun. Really enjoyed your wit. So well written. Thanks for the chuckle.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/27/2022 5:11:00 PM
Aw thanks Wendy... fun eh! LOL Have a happy day!
Date: 9/11/2022 9:16:00 PM
This poem was so funny. I could certainly relate to how you felt getting up in the morning. It is wonderful to see your poem honored for POTD Jack. Congratulations my friend. Blessings xxoo
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/12/2022 3:34:00 AM
Aw Connie a great big thank you sweetie!!! Have a super happy day! XOX
Date: 9/9/2022 4:50:00 AM
Hi again Jack. I don't know any Stan Sands :)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/9/2022 4:57:00 AM
Thought with Sands as your last name you would... not a common name! Thanks for getting back to me Heidi! XOX
Date: 9/8/2022 4:26:00 PM
Great structure! You managed to keep it all secret until the last peep! Elizabeth
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/8/2022 5:37:00 PM
LOL Till my last peep!!! Thanks for dropping by Elizabeth with your sweet words! Love, Happy Jack XOX
Date: 9/8/2022 9:50:00 AM
Jack, Ha ha, made me laugh. congratulations on POTD!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/8/2022 10:07:00 AM
Tania... nice name!!! Had fun writing this one! Thanks for your POTD wishes! Love, Happy Jack XOX
Date: 9/8/2022 9:49:00 AM
Hello Happy Jack, congratulations on the POTD. I am glad I stopped by. Yes a POTD is an honor to get a POTD. Love, Darlene xxxoooo.
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 9/8/2022 3:41:00 PM
Hello Happy Jack, you are welcome. Love, D\rlenexxxx-oooo.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/8/2022 10:03:00 AM
Thank you dear Darlene! Love, Happy Jack XOX
Date: 9/8/2022 9:48:00 AM
Congratulations for POTD Jack! Enjoy :)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/8/2022 10:22:00 AM
I have a question... are you related to Stan Sands? Thanks for the POTD wishes!
Date: 9/8/2022 8:48:00 AM
Jack, this is such a fun poem, and I enjoyed it earlier and now again. Congratulations on your P.O.T.D. It's so nice to see your work rewarded.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/8/2022 9:14:00 AM
Don't get many of these so it's quite an honour! Cheers my friend!
Date: 9/8/2022 8:21:00 AM
Jack, your poem made me smile this morning, so delightful and congratulations on your POEM OF THE DAY honor_ peace and tranquility ~
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/8/2022 9:11:00 AM
Sweet words dear Constance! Thank you muchly for the POTD honour as well! XOX
Date: 9/8/2022 7:26:00 AM
Jack, your POTD gives all of us 'customers' one BIG SMILE! Thank you for this great write, and congrats on POTD! Levity and Yodel-ey-ee-hu! ~ Gershon
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/8/2022 7:51:00 AM
Great fun words for my POTD GW! Thanks a bunch! Cheers!
Date: 9/8/2022 7:20:00 AM
This is great Jack! Oh so cute and charming. I have a chuckle reading it. Congratulations on your POTD! Linda
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/8/2022 7:49:00 AM
Thanks Linda (my first wife's name) for the sweet words! A much appreciated on my POTD thingy! XOX
Date: 9/8/2022 6:47:00 AM
Hysterical … love it . Great descriptions. Congratulations on POTD Jack ! Susan :)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/8/2022 7:43:00 AM
Susan... thanks for the fun reaction and the POTD honour!!! XOX
Date: 9/8/2022 4:48:00 AM
Jack, as long as the plumbing is still working stay still until the final drip.....
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/8/2022 5:07:00 AM
Oh that final drip... seems like you've been there!!! LOL
Date: 9/8/2022 4:24:00 AM
Jack back to Congratulate you. WOWZY, WOW WOW!! Congratulations My good friend. Very deserving of this honor of POTD. Your many years of writing and contributions we have all appreciated throughout the years. It is a fine day today Jack because one of your many wonderful FUNNIES is recognized. You have always put a smile on my face with your Limericks, today you did it with a Rhyme. Love all your Poetry Jack. Again Big Congratulations my friend.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/8/2022 5:15:00 AM
WOWZY, WOW WOW!!! Thank you my friend Michael!!! Wasn't aware until I read your comments... thanks for the good words! Don't get many of these...cheers! Thanks again my friend!
Date: 9/8/2022 1:50:00 AM
Congratulations on poem of the day with this humorous write Jack, getting older I find is not very nice, everything I do I have to think about twice… Belle
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/8/2022 5:17:00 AM
TWICE??? At least! Thanks for the POTD congrats! XOXOX
Date: 9/8/2022 12:35:00 AM
Lol, I nearly missed this one Jack. Big congratulations on the honour of POTD. Tom
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/8/2022 5:22:00 AM
My good buddy Tom, thanks for the POTD honour! Have a great day!
Date: 9/6/2022 7:23:00 PM
H I L A R I O U S, Jack! Great exposure on this one! lol. :) gw
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/7/2022 5:53:00 AM
Don't know how old you are but trust me... when you reach my old age of 87, weird things start to happen to the body... most of them NOT GOOD!!! lol
Date: 9/6/2022 1:32:00 PM
Great one Jack. This is funny :)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/6/2022 1:59:00 PM
Thanks Heidi for sweet words! Have a nice evening! XOX
Date: 9/6/2022 4:50:00 AM
LOL I remember doing something like that when I was little. Didn’t care and continued playing outside. But of course my assets were covered. LMBO I don’t do mornings either Jack. I’m like the walking dead until I get a cup of coffee. Loved this and got a good chuckle out of it. ;)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/6/2022 5:20:00 AM
Aw loved your remembrances of the happy days of our youth! Those happier days with the whole life ahead of us Memories eh! XOX
Date: 9/6/2022 4:43:00 AM
Jack cover those assets. Lol. Wonderful story line to smile at this morning. Great to start the morning with a smile. Be careful though it is getting colder out there, wouldn't want you to catch a cold exposing yourself, that is in your sleepy state, that is not intentional, right? lol. Have a lovely morning Captain Underpants. Oops I meant Captain Limericks... Ha ha.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/6/2022 5:15:00 AM
Captain Limerick!!! Thanks for the title Michael... it's been many years in the making! Yes the seasons come and go... I've had more than my share! Woke up smiling again! One of the lucky ones eh! Hope you are one of the fortunate ones like this old guy! Have a great day Sir Michael!!

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