My Cerification

I've worked hard to have my franchise I am surrounded by bleach blondes with green eyes I was no homecoming king, I received no coronation Please take a stab at my certification I don't study the existence of life I am a working man, no time for a wife My certification is not a Biologist No study of the mind, I am not a Psychologist I've gone to the school of hard knocks My business covers many city blocks Every night is a celebration I have yet to tell you my certification I don't like Dinosaurs, I am not a Paeleontologist I can't put anyone in a trance, I am no Hypnotist My education is from up and down the streets I am not on doughnut patrol, I don't walk a beat I am definitely not into Claymation Are you still in suspense about my certification? I am no womanizer looking for a tryst You can scratch an actor off your list I am no Polar Bear coming out of hibernation Soon I will reveal my certification I am not into sports, I am no Analyst My work is tax free, I don't have to deal with the I.R.S I have no fruit baskets on a sofa, I am not a Psychiatrist I will now tell you, I am a Pimpologist Now that you know, keep in mind how much dough I make No cheap wine, no pot pies, just champagne, shrimp and steak Constant growth, all women are welcome to become part of an industry leader Most of my women come from men who are wife beaters I hook my women up with my patented 201k plan I am the CEO, I am the man 5-2-9 can give you my specifications 5-2-9 helped me achieve my certification