My Bucket List

Don’t, and I’ll say it again, don’t do this I mean make a bucket list Then go out and try to fulfil it, especially if you pissed. Here’s my list when I was pissed Bungee jump from the back yard tree Parachute from the house roof while having a pee Roller skate on a three wheel ski The list goes on but they nearly killed me Well I used a rope instead of a bungee band The snap I heard was when I hit the ground and broke my hand Then with a double bed sheet I jump off the roof having a pee You guessed it, crunch went my knee Back from hospital, hand and knee in casts, I decide to go for a ski With a crutch in one hand I push off Weeeeeeeee! Crash a car hits me Well I stopped and bucket list number 3 So, I’m in traction, pen in my left nostril writing this poem Hopefully in the next six months I can go home Oh if you wondering about the ski with the wheels, i bolted them on