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Mr Trump

Election candidate Donald Trump 
Was giving certain people the hump 
They made it quite clear 
When shot in the ear 
To go take a running jump.

But his rival sleepy Joe 
Was taking things far too slow 
With his mind on the blink 
He just couldn't think 
It was time to pack up and go.

Now Donald feels he's home and dry 
As he bids sleepy Joe goodbye 
But waiting in the wings 
Are far stranger things 
For Kamala is ready to fly.

Copyright © John Read | Year Posted 2024

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Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/24/2025 9:45:00 AM Love it. Thanks for fearlessly giving the "other side" Login to Reply John Read Date: 1/24/2025 10:26:00 AM Hi Andrea, hopefully Trump will make America great once again.

Lenny Gazbowski Date: 11/28/2024 12:11:00 PM Really enjoyable read, thanks John!!! Login to Reply John Read Date: 11/28/2024 12:56:00 PM Cheers Lenny have a lovely evening.

Chula Schlesinger-Fleming Date: 11/18/2024 12:03:00 PM LOVE IT!! So true, they are all crying now. New boss in town. Thanks so much for adding that, it is priceless! Login to Reply John Read Date: 11/18/2024 12:13:00 PM Thank you Chula. Xx

Chula Schlesinger-Fleming Date: 11/18/2024 4:18:00 AM Oh, you made me chuckle! Love this poem. I have a more serious one, "Battle Cry!" check it out. Login to Reply John Read Date: 11/18/2024 8:01:00 AM Bruce Springsteen was one of trump's biggest critics. I've just added 3 more lines regarding him. John Read Date: 11/18/2024 7:59:00 AM Hi Chula, check Trump poem out again, I've added another 3 lines. I will check out your battle cry poem.

thriveni c mysore Date: 9/16/2024 4:26:00 AM creative write dear poet. congratulations. Login to Reply John Read Date: 11/16/2024 1:08:00 PM Thank you dear friend.

Karen Jones Date: 9/15/2024 6:47:00 PM Congratulations on your placement! Login to Reply

Jim Healey Date: 9/15/2024 8:49:00 AM Nicely penned, John. Congrats on the winning placement. Login to Reply John Read Date: 11/16/2024 1:07:00 PM Thank you Jim.

Tania Kitchin Date: 9/15/2024 7:23:00 AM John, wonderful rhyming in your limerick set, witty and creative. congratulations on your winning placement. Login to Reply John Read Date: 11/16/2024 1:07:00 PM Thank you Tania. Xx

Benjamin Bartley Date: 9/7/2024 5:22:00 PM So true, the results of this election will be truly epic. Login to Reply John Read Date: 9/8/2024 11:36:00 AM All I can add is God help America.

John Read Date: 8/31/2024 5:06:00 AM Those were the days sister Beryl. I still have Magicmans email address, he pictured my poem Stoic on FFP just a week ago. Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 8/31/2024 7:03:00 AM Will take a peek.

Beryl Edmonds Date: 8/30/2024 10:20:00 AM Was it a put up job, or was it not - When in the ear Donald got himself shot - Looking for glory - The same old story - Truly it was an ear bashing he got…. Sis Beryl Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 8/30/2024 11:45:00 AM No it is not better than yours brother John, and I see you’ve added extra lims, you inspired me to write limericks after all, when I joined in with you and magicman, a long time ago… Sis Beryl John Read Date: 8/30/2024 11:23:00 AM Sister Beryl your reply is better than my limerick. Lol