Mr Trump

Election candidate Donald Trump Was giving certain people the hump They made it quite clear When shot in the ear To go take a running jump. But his rival sleepy Joe Was taking things far too slow With his mind on the blink He just couldn't think It was time to pack up and go. Now Donald feels he's home and dry As he bids sleepy Joe goodbye But waiting in the wings Are far stranger things For Kamala is ready to fly.

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/24/2025 9:45:00 AM

Love it. Thanks for fearlessly giving the "other side"

John Read
Date: 1/24/2025 10:26:00 AM

Hi Andrea, hopefully Trump will make America great once again.

Lenny Gazbowski

Date: 11/28/2024 12:11:00 PM

Really enjoyable read, thanks John!!!

John Read
Date: 11/28/2024 12:56:00 PM

Cheers Lenny have a lovely evening.

Chula Schlesinger-Fleming

Date: 11/18/2024 12:03:00 PM

LOVE IT!! So true, they are all crying now. New boss in town. Thanks so much for adding that, it is priceless!

John Read
Date: 11/18/2024 12:13:00 PM

Thank you Chula. Xx

Chula Schlesinger-Fleming

Date: 11/18/2024 4:18:00 AM

Oh, you made me chuckle! Love this poem. I have a more serious one, "Battle Cry!" check it out.

John Read
Date: 11/18/2024 8:01:00 AM

Bruce Springsteen was one of trump's biggest critics. I've just added 3 more lines regarding him.

John Read
Date: 11/18/2024 7:59:00 AM

Hi Chula, check Trump poem out again, I've added another 3 lines. I will check out your battle cry poem.

thriveni c mysore

Date: 9/16/2024 4:26:00 AM

creative write dear poet. congratulations.

John Read
Date: 11/16/2024 1:08:00 PM

Thank you dear friend.

Karen Jones

Date: 9/15/2024 6:47:00 PM

Congratulations on your placement!

Jim Healey

Date: 9/15/2024 8:49:00 AM

Nicely penned, John. Congrats on the winning placement.

John Read
Date: 11/16/2024 1:07:00 PM

Thank you Jim.

Tania Kitchin

Date: 9/15/2024 7:23:00 AM

John, wonderful rhyming in your limerick set, witty and creative. congratulations on your winning placement.

John Read
Date: 11/16/2024 1:07:00 PM

Thank you Tania. Xx

Benjamin Bartley

Date: 9/7/2024 5:22:00 PM

So true, the results of this election will be truly epic.

John Read
Date: 9/8/2024 11:36:00 AM

All I can add is God help America.

John Read

Date: 8/31/2024 5:06:00 AM

Those were the days sister Beryl. I still have Magicmans email address, he pictured my poem Stoic on FFP just a week ago.

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 8/31/2024 7:03:00 AM

Will take a peek.

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 8/30/2024 10:20:00 AM

Was it a put up job, or was it not - When in the ear Donald got himself shot - Looking for glory - The same old story - Truly it was an ear bashing he got…. Sis Beryl

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 8/30/2024 11:45:00 AM

No it is not better than yours brother John, and I see you’ve added extra lims, you inspired me to write limericks after all, when I joined in with you and magicman, a long time ago… Sis Beryl

John Read
Date: 8/30/2024 11:23:00 AM

Sister Beryl your reply is better than my limerick. Lol