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Mr Potato Head

The eyes fit into little holes;
The nose, ears, mouth do, too.
Of course, you have some choices
But not more than just a few.

The parts are made of plastic
Though way back in my own youth,
The body was a real potato - 
That's the doggone truth.

The toy came with accoutrements - 
Each pointed, like a stud,
Which you stuck with wild abandon
Into any uncooked spud.

I told this to my grandkids' mom
Who, when her own mom spoke
Of using a potato, she
Assumed it was a joke.

But creativity was once
So simple, we've forgotten.
The only drawback was
Our masterpiece, at times, went rotten.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Johnson Avatar
January 19, 2017 at 8:06 PM
Rotten Mr. Potato Head, demands to be reborn. And I can only imagine how a child might look forlorn. But soon the eyes,ears, mouth and nose would need to be transplanted. And I am sure that in those days they all seemed kind of slanted.
Flats Avatar
January 8, 2017 at 9:27 AM
Another memory lane masterpiece from my favorite correspondent! What a silly game. What great ears! Fun one Ilene. ~ john
Bauer Avatar
January 8, 2017 at 4:04 PM
hey john! yes, it's still silly, even in the plastic version (but not as creative). always great to hear from you...
Duggan Avatar
January 6, 2017 at 10:21 PM
Hi ilene, gee you certainly have taken me back on this one, yes I remember we used to use large potato's and now (If they still exist) they are plastic, isn't it amazing how things like that used to amuse children, whereas now they wouldn't even look at it, everything has to be electronic, maybe they have electronic Potato Heads, Ha!Ha! anyway take care.......Vera
Bauer Avatar
January 8, 2017 at 4:03 PM
ha! i wonder if they do have electronic potato heads! that's a funny thought, vera! thank you for reading and writing to me. hope all is well...
Manassian Avatar
January 6, 2017 at 3:50 PM
Got me chuckling...again. That last line!!! I think the newer version is...better, yes? Hugs, dear
Bauer Avatar
January 8, 2017 at 4:01 PM
hey eileen! yes, i wanted to end it on a humorous note. to me, the old version was much much better. thank you for reading and commenting...
Sands Avatar
January 6, 2017 at 3:42 PM
So creative Ilene! :)
Bauer Avatar
January 8, 2017 at 4:00 PM
thank you, heidi! my inspiration comes from things i see around me and my grandkids just got this toy for the holidays. i appreciate the comment...
Smith Avatar
January 6, 2017 at 2:35 PM
I remember those days... Wonderful ilene
Bauer Avatar
January 8, 2017 at 3:59 PM
thank you, tim! yes, it's fun to remember the good old days...
Turner Avatar
January 6, 2017 at 2:30 PM
I remember it well, Mrs Ilene. Once again, changing something which did not require change. Fun stuff!
Bauer Avatar
January 8, 2017 at 3:58 PM
you got that right, daniel! i don't get why it had to change but at least we can remember the way it should be. thanks for the comment...
Allison Avatar
January 6, 2017 at 2:24 PM
Oh this brought back many happy memories Ilene we never had the game ourselves but used to play with friends:-) hugs Jan xx
Bauer Avatar
January 8, 2017 at 3:57 PM
hey jan! it was a fun toy to play with then. my grandkids enjoy their plastic version but to me, it isn't the same at all...
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