Mr Magoo

I had a black cat called Magoo
The slippers and clothes it would chew
This damaged its jaw
And broke every claw
Thank goodness I had super glue!


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Furry Friend contest by Royal T.
Placed 6th
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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June 27, 2016 at 9:23 PM
Paul, nice to see your furry friend win. Love SKAT
Callus Avatar
June 28, 2016 at 9:38 AM
I'm so pleased to have you stopping by, Skat:) Glad you enjoyed this Limerick. Warm regards ~ paul
Hay Avatar
May 19, 2016 at 8:39 AM
This made sure made me smile Paul, congrats on your win for this one. Sorry not been on PS for a while hope to catch up on reading more of your poems and also be inspired to some myself ;-) Warm rgds, Laura.
Callus Avatar
June 28, 2016 at 9:33 AM
Hi Laura...I finally came back to your posts, and enjoyed your new offering:) Regards ~ paul
Hay Avatar
May 23, 2016 at 5:10 AM
Nothing new yet but i'm going to use the contest page to get some ideas at the very least! ;-) Watch the space haha, warm regards, Laura.
Callus Avatar
May 19, 2016 at 10:14 AM
Hi Laura!! What a pleasure it is to have you back...you've been missed! I'm glad you got a smile out of my Mr Magoo:) Now I'll go have a look, see whether you posted anything new. ~ Warm regards // paul
Gasun Avatar
May 12, 2016 at 11:57 AM
:))) A very cute and very entertaining read my dear friend, Paul. Thanks a lot for sharing and the smiles! I like it very much! Congratulations both on your wonderful limerick and win! Hugs and cheers! Thanks a lot also for coming by. Sorry for late expression of gratitude because I was so busy with summer work and assisting my bro, who spent his 54 days vacation with me. Congrats and thanks once again! love lots and hugs, Galeo
Callus Avatar
May 13, 2016 at 4:29 PM
What a pleasant and lovely visit, Leonora!:) You always sound lively and in high spirits...enough to put me in a bright mood:) Thank you. I am pleased that you enjoyed your brother's company for nearly 2 months. Take care. Love & Hugs ~~ paul
Horne Avatar
May 10, 2016 at 3:18 PM
LOL, had a chuckle at this one. Have a great week : )
Callus Avatar
May 13, 2016 at 4:11 PM
Glad you had a laugh, Jack:) Good to have you stopping by. Enjoy the weekend! ~ Regards // paul
Rv Avatar
May 8, 2016 at 6:59 AM
Hehe, This is fantastic!! Congratulations on your win; I loved this!! :) :)
Callus Avatar
May 8, 2016 at 8:31 AM
Thank you, Sneha:) A while ago I read your nook&book poem....I was very impressed; at this rate you will soon become a famous poetess:) // paul
Canerdy Avatar
May 7, 2016 at 8:21 AM
So cute! Congrats on your win, Paul. Janice
Callus Avatar
May 8, 2016 at 8:11 AM
Thank you for reading and liking, Janice. Have a nice day:) ~ Regards // paul
Ninja Avatar
May 6, 2016 at 9:10 PM
Thank you Paul, for the support =(^.^)= RoyalT
Callus Avatar
May 7, 2016 at 7:34 AM
It was my pleasure, Royal:) Thank you for the placing. ~ Regards // paul
Scars Avatar
May 6, 2016 at 8:47 PM
lol! Love this limerick Paul, very cute and clever! Congrats on your placement! :)-luloo
Callus Avatar
May 7, 2016 at 7:36 AM
It is lovely of you to stop by, Laura...thank you:) // I'm very busy at present and am finding scarce time to write and comment. ~ All the best. // paul
Bateman Avatar
April 24, 2016 at 5:48 PM
WOW Paul . . . What a funny write here. You have a wonderful streak of humor for sure. After, "they say" super glue is a multi-purpose substance. HA HA!! Best Wishes, Gary
Callus Avatar
April 27, 2016 at 2:48 PM
Glad this gave you something to smile about, Gary:) Thank you for the pleasant visit and comments. ~ All the best. // paul
May Avatar
April 1, 2016 at 4:46 PM
haha...thanks for the chuckle Paul...
Callus Avatar
April 3, 2016 at 2:03 PM
Glad it gave you a laugh, Joseph:) ~ All the best. // paul
Chakrabarty Avatar
March 29, 2016 at 6:45 AM
Now Magoo is safe, well, use this glue for broken heart.Love> rajat
Callus Avatar
April 1, 2016 at 2:43 PM
You know best, Rajat...love heals all:) Thank you for a pleasant visit! ~ Regards // paul
Laurie Avatar
March 9, 2016 at 7:06 PM
G'day Paul ... super glue has many functions so I won't ask what yours was - Lindsay
Callus Avatar
March 10, 2016 at 11:41 AM
Thank you for stopping by, Lindsay. Unfortunately super glue does not fix broken dreams!:) // paul
Devnath  Avatar
March 8, 2016 at 7:27 AM
Beautiful funny poem. i laugh loudly for super glue ha ha ha....... 7 sure. Loved always my lovely friend, bl
Callus Avatar
March 8, 2016 at 11:24 AM
I am glad you had a good laugh, BL:) What would life be without a bit of humour to spice it up! ~ All the best, my friend. // paul
Fiery Avatar
March 7, 2016 at 9:57 PM
hahaha...very funny..how did I miss this ? I should be around soup and visit you most of the time...!!!! 7/7
Callus Avatar
March 8, 2016 at 11:29 AM
Thank you, Red....both comments and high rating are appreciated. I did not post many poems lately as I was nursing a bad cold, but you're always welcome to visit any of my earlier posts:) hugs // paul
De La Luna Avatar
March 7, 2016 at 9:56 PM
Ajajaja!! Again you had me clawing at my jaw while laughing!! Phenomenal Paul!
Callus Avatar
March 9, 2016 at 5:23 PM
Again, your phenomenal grows me wings, Hija:)) Thank you!! ~ Warm regards // paul
Dietrich Avatar
March 7, 2016 at 3:58 PM
haha, Hilarious. I have seen at least ten really funny limericks since seeing Jan's winner list yesterday and now this one. They ought to do a SOUP book of limericks.
Callus Avatar
March 9, 2016 at 5:20 PM
Thank you for enjoying this, Andrea. I think you came up with a great idea...Soup could start a publishing business! // paul
Marcum Wong Avatar
March 7, 2016 at 11:58 AM
This is very humorous Paul. I can never write these. Bravo my friend! ; )
Callus Avatar
March 9, 2016 at 5:18 PM
Hi Connie! I never dreamt of writing a limerick before joining Soup two years ago; now I enjoy them; glad you too enjoyed this one. ~ Warm regards // paul
Nance Avatar
March 7, 2016 at 8:15 AM
ha...oh that is funny. :)
Callus Avatar
March 9, 2016 at 4:55 PM
Glad you enjoyed, Casarah:) Thank you! ~ Regards // paul
Hicks Avatar
March 7, 2016 at 2:59 AM
Hahaha ... sounds like quite the inventive fix to me. I think that's one of the silliest names for a cat I've heard ... but it is fun to say.
Callus Avatar
March 9, 2016 at 4:38 PM
Thank you, Timothy. I suppose this year many people will be calling their new pets by that name:) ~ Regards // paul
Vaso Avatar
March 7, 2016 at 12:20 AM
LOL love it!!!!!!!!! What a fitting title!
Callus Avatar
March 9, 2016 at 4:36 PM
Coming from you, those comments are music to my ears, Arthur:)) Thank you! // paul
Bauer Avatar
March 6, 2016 at 8:14 PM
ha! this is charming and delightful, paul!
Callus Avatar
March 9, 2016 at 4:22 PM
Thank you, Ilene. I like seeing happy faces:) Regards // paul
La France Avatar
March 6, 2016 at 6:31 PM
Paul, this is so cute and fun, best of luck in the contest, and I am loving it 7 ~
Callus Avatar
March 9, 2016 at 4:08 PM
Glad you enjoyed it, Constance; I have seen several very witty entries...I need your good luck wishes:) ~ Regards // paul
Gorelick Avatar
March 6, 2016 at 3:09 PM
I like it! It conjers up quite a sight.... BG
Callus Avatar
March 9, 2016 at 3:50 PM
Thank you, Barbara. ~ Regards // paul
Chircop Avatar
March 6, 2016 at 1:32 PM
: )..Love this indeed.
Callus Avatar
March 9, 2016 at 2:41 PM
Thank you Charm:) ~ Regards // paul
Allison Avatar
March 6, 2016 at 1:06 PM
ha ha ha great humour Paul:-) hugs jan xx
Callus Avatar
March 9, 2016 at 2:26 PM
So pleased it made you smile/laugh, Jan:) Feeling much better today:) hugs // paul
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