Mr Doggy

Hey Mr Doggy, you are as tall as me I am doing you a favour, stand still and you will see I am going to wash and dry you, and make you smell so nice Because at the minute, you smell like my dead mice. Mummy told me off when; I washed my mice in the bath I thought they would like a swim, but that idea was naff. She told me not to bathe things that are smaller than me So I am going to wash you, you will like it, just wait and see. You have curly hair; I want to brush it out Mummy uses conditioner on me, so it doesn’t make me shout I haven’t got conditioner so I am using some stuff I found It doesn’t look too bad, and it only cost a pound. Please let me scrub you now, as I am not in a rush I already washed daddy’s car, I found a wire brush It’s made some pretty silver lines and he will just love them Some look like flowers, on a very long stem. I have my bucket of water; I found the water in the loo So don’t worry please Mr Doggy, I know it looks all blue You will be the cleanest dog, anyone ever saw And mummy won’t be mad, when she sees my messy floor I didn’t mean to do it but when the fish wanted to play I thought they might like a walk as it is a sunny day It took me ages to catch them, the silly little fish And they weren’t very happy when I left them in that dish They didn’t seem to like it when I took them from the tank And when they went to sleep, they began to smell quite rank I tried to put them back but when I dropped them in I fell and pulled the tank off and it didn’t half make a din So now I am cleaning up, everything I see And I know mummy and daddy will be pleased with me So Mr Doggy, please stand still and let me get you clean I even have some paste that says your teeth will gleam. © 12/06/2013 Contest Entry: Little Lad and Big Dog