Jerry T Curtis Poet Rhyme

Moving Up Norse Not Fit For Contest

I'm
 Heading Norse, by Norse West
I heard those Vikings, really are the best
Everyone has an oar, 
and they'll show you what it's for
When they spank me, 
I'm sure it'll be in jest
Or with zest !

Now, 
 I heading, Norse by Norse West
Acting calm, will truly be a test
The fur vests and Fur chaps
And those little horny hats
If you want too, just settle for the rest
Then be my guest
Don't leave your nest

Yes,
 I heading, Norse by Norse West
I hope they like the way, that I love to dress
I wear my sealskin awful tight
Which shows my dagger late at night
When the moon is up, and it begins to crest
I'll take no more, don't take no less
The Gods are blessed

I'm still
 Heading Norse by Norse West
They say these guys, can really make a mess
To rape and pillage, that's for me
'Cause I'm a Viking wan-a-be
I can't imagine why, they're called a pest
So that's why, I'm changing my address 
My case now rest !                       

 By JTCurtis  July 2014

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Barbara Gorelick July 19, 2014 at 2:47 PM My belly laugh for the day..Norse by Norse west.. it just to funny. BG Jerry T Curtis July 19, 2014 at 4:37 PM Thanks Barbara, If my words do not achieve a Belly Laugh, I feel I failed my friends---LOL

Robert Nehls July 19, 2014 at 5:54 AM You are a funny man, Jerry. Full of images, some not so pleasant but all in fun, my friend. Enjoyed it.... Robert. Jerry T Curtis July 19, 2014 at 6:09 AM Thank you Robert, I wrote it to music, I thought it might make a great musical-----ok maybe not so great. lol

Dr. Upma A. Sharma July 19, 2014 at 1:53 AM Awesome write Jerry,, put in contest n gl for that ! Jerry T Curtis July 19, 2014 at 6:06 AM Thank you Dr, but I do not think the sponsor of the contest expected an entry of this caliber.

Jan Allison July 18, 2014 at 3:41 PM Hilarious Jerry wonder if Kayne West will call his next one Norse by Norse west LOL. Hugs Jan xxx Jerry T Curtis July 19, 2014 at 6:02 AM Now that's funny, Thanks Jan