More Tom's Tidbits

Christmas- to me kind of scary- I mean who wants a guy named Santa Claws breaking into their house in the middle of the night?? And some of these bizarre new T.V. shows??- what kind of low-life would want to "Pimp My Bride"??? And the stickers that say "Support Our Troops"?- Of course we do. It's the politicians who bring death to our brave youth. My last boss, a Jewish fellow, once said to me, and he believed this; "Everyone Knows That Money Is God!!!" How pathetic, I guess I'm an atheist, cause I sure aint got none. I spend a lot of time in hospitals (sort'a terminally ill..) They always ask me if I am allergic to anything, and I always say; "Yeah, mushrooms and morons..." And these fools put a red warning bracelet. on me to that effect. I also always sign in as "Randall P. MacMurphy" (see One Flew Over the Cuckoo Nest)- you'd be surprised how perplexed they get- such name is not on their list!! I love it!! I wrote a new soul song; "I Heard It Thru the Grapejuice"!! well, enough for now.......tom