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Christmas- to me kind of scary- I mean who wants a guy named Santa Claws 
breaking into their house in the middle of the night??
And some of these bizarre new T.V. shows??- what kind of low-life would want 
to "Pimp My Bride"???
And the stickers that say "Support Our Troops"?- Of course we do.  It's the 
politicians who bring death to our brave youth.
My last boss, a Jewish fellow, once said to me, and he believed this; "Everyone 
Knows That Money Is God!!!"  How pathetic, I guess I'm an atheist, cause I sure 
aint got none.
I spend a lot of time in hospitals (sort'a terminally ill..)  They always ask me if I 
am allergic to anything, and I always say; "Yeah, mushrooms and morons..."
And these fools put a red warning bracelet. on me to that effect.  I also always 
sign in as "Randall P. MacMurphy" (see One Flew Over the Cuckoo Nest)-
you'd be surprised how perplexed they get- such name is not on their list!! I love 
it!!
I wrote a new soul song; "I Heard It Thru the Grapejuice"!!

well, enough for now.......tom

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