Moon Shot

The mid seventies was a great time for a guy to be in high school,
The girls wore dresses so short that they would make me start to drool,

My girl wore skirts that were so micro mini that my concentration suffered,
When I saw her walking down the hall all other thoughts were buffered.

One day as we left the parking lot she was talking about her history class,
She wanted to show me something and just couldn’t let the moment pass.

My car was big and my girl was short and to reach the rear was quite a feat,
She had to lean over to retrieve her notes from behind the driver’s seat.

And when she did the position that she took I can report without exaggeration,
Was a highlight of my young life and left little to my imagination.

Today there is a lot of talk about cell phones being dangerous distractions,
But nothing like that would ever compare to my girl’s lunarous attractions.

As I watched the parked car that I’d hit, roll across three lawns and into a tree,
I noticed my girl sitting on the floor with her legs in the air, looking up at me.

A policeman came to investigate but there was nothing to refute,
So he cited me for having a girlfriend that was calamitously too cute.

I waited with that cop while my wrinkled car was being towed,
The only thing that he said to me was, “Next time, eyes on the road.”

I am who I am and there is very little ground left for me to defend,
Because I knew that if I did it once, I’d most likely do it again.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
October 10, 2011 at 10:18 AM
Excellent and oh so true.
Zzzzz Avatar
October 3, 2011 at 6:01 AM
Entertaining and amusing write, Tony. Many will identify with this...we are human after all!
Kendrick Avatar
October 2, 2011 at 7:32 PM
Good story told that gave me a chuckle..Enjoyed reading this eve..Sara
Neels Avatar
October 2, 2011 at 3:47 PM
hehe, gosh you got off lightly for not keeping your eyes on the road Tony? lol, I really enjoyed this tonight.. Hope your weekend is a great one, tc Wilma
Devonshire Avatar
October 2, 2011 at 3:37 PM
LOL And we think cell phones are distractions. This takes the cake, Tony! I'm short too and remember having to nearly "expose" myself trying to get into some trucks while wearing mini-skirts. Nice to share a laugh with someone from the same generation. Love, Carolyn BTW-- AWESOME title!
Dietrich Avatar
October 2, 2011 at 2:11 PM
hahaha, GREAT poem, tony. I remember my son did the same thing. He was driving for a car washer company, driving the cleaning van and saw a cute girl and ran the van off the road. Obviously he got fired. I was one of those mini skirt girls, but I held my dress close to my body when I walked down the stairs where the guys stood looking UP. hahaha.
Onclaud Avatar
October 2, 2011 at 10:10 AM
awhhh, memeory lane.. did you get girl whistles??? :) huggs, nette
Jones Avatar
October 2, 2011 at 9:54 AM
Tellin' it like it is.. cool, cool... this reminds me of a greeting that was common in my seventies HS.. went like this.. "Smile if you're horny".. yeppers, the boys all seemed real happy back in the day.. write on, Tony!~N
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