Modern Driver Education - a Satire

Modern Driver Education By Elton Camp The driving school wanted to be up to date Though current trends the teacher did hate The boss said, “If in your job you’d stay, You must doing things the modern way.” Not wanting to face the unemployment line The instructor very reluctantly said, “Fine” He taught students the sneaky way to text How to apply makeup while driving, next Then how to eat with one hand while you drive And to sip from a cup while still staying alive Also he showed how to effectively use the radio And the way to consult the GPS while on the go Plus how to avoid a law enforcement trap For driving while downloading an app Demonstrating, so strange it made him feel, Doing an obscene sign, one hand on the wheel