Miss Muffet's Revenge: Collaboration
Miss Muffet was very tired of fear.
She wanted tuffets under her rear.
She glared at the spider,
the can of Raid beside her:
that icky thing became a white smear.
She stomped the spider into the ground,
screaming, “Die! Die! You wretched old hound!”
Then she held up the Raid,
any others she sprayed.
Indeed, 'twas a good day all around.
BY DALE GREGORY COZART
oh no she has failed to see
the one with red eyes of three
teeth all strung out wide
there's nowhere to hide
don't you come running to me
BY TIM SMITH
That old spider just laughed in her face
Said, “Hey Muffet you sprayed the wrong place.
Raid will not make me die
But it could hurt a fly
In the spider world I’m super race!"
BY JAN ALLISON
Miss Muffet just couldn't stop grinning.
She said, “This is just the beginning.
Praying Mantis will do,
and he's right behind you.
Face it, Ugly, I'll just keep winning."
BY DALE GREGORY COZART
Miss Muffet cooked a batch of curds and whey
then asked the spider to come out and play
he went straight for her dish
Then I heard a big "SQUISH"
She ended the super race without bug spray
BY LIN LANE
Oh no! This would not be fair
Another spider was there
Spidy web flashed
The raid can crashed
And Mantis didn't have a prayer!
BY ROGERPAT ADAMS
Copyright © Dale Gregory Cozart | Year Posted 2017
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