Misinterpretation Regarding the Print

"Be careful about reading health
books. Some fine day you'll
die of a misprint"

- Markus Herz.



Once,
I had a particular problem;
fear of falling. Desperation

drove me to a library,
and found a book talking about

a cure. It read

"cure for falling......" with some
words missing. I blended
together some herbs written in the book,

which produced a concoction whose

color hadn't been given a name
in the dictionary.

I took the drink and slept.

The following morning I woke up;
dizzy. I felt like a balloon
in space. I was afraid of falling
from my bed. Doubting the cure,

I went through the book in the Internet.
My foot! 
It was a re-published version of an 18th century
spell book, 
which advised on the cure of fear

of falling in love!

I didn't have a shaman's advise on taking
the  nasty drink.

I wish I went through the book my counselor
gave me,

rather than healing myself in a cheap,
costly way....



Contest Finalized: 28/4/2016

Publishing Date: 12/4/2016
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Raven Avatar
May 4, 2016 at 9:04 AM
Hi Teddy, Congratulations on your win in the contest. An excellent read once more my friend. A seven....Mike.
Kimathi Avatar
May 4, 2016 at 1:04 PM
Thank you so much Mike, for enjoying and applauding my work! :-)
Scars Avatar
May 3, 2016 at 7:54 PM
Teddy, Congrats on your placement in the contest :)-luloo
Kimathi Avatar
May 4, 2016 at 12:59 PM
Thank you so much for your applause Laura! *^_^*
Lamoureux Avatar
April 13, 2016 at 12:50 PM
This is fun!
Kimathi Avatar
April 14, 2016 at 5:19 PM
Indeed Richard!! :-)
Gazbowski Avatar
April 13, 2016 at 12:24 AM
Clever and witty write Teddy.
Kimathi Avatar
April 14, 2016 at 5:15 PM
Thank you so much Lenny!!! :-)
Canerdy Avatar
April 12, 2016 at 11:56 AM
Wow! Glad you're still with us, Teddy! Good write. Janice
Kimathi Avatar
April 14, 2016 at 5:05 PM
Lol. I'm glad I'm alive!! Thanks for enjoying my work!!! *^_^*
Allison Avatar
April 12, 2016 at 6:40 AM
You made me smile .. there is no cure for falling in love Teddy:-) hugs Jan xx
Kimathi Avatar
April 12, 2016 at 6:56 AM
Lolest!!! Glad you enjoyed it!!! *^_^*
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