Misconceptions of Poetry

Ok don’t laugh I’m serious about this
They say Ignorance is a double dose of bliss
I’m a novice at writing poetry and you can tell
I can only rhime and don’t care how a spell (Rhyme :-)

Anyway don’t laugh I say this again
Don’t laugh I tell you as I try to explain

Couplet- I thought this was six year olds that were married
Haiku - Those thing-a-ma-jigs a native American woman uses for the baby she carried 

A Blank Verse - Well you guessed it, writer’s block
Eleggy - An elegant tall woman of upper class stock ( sorry Elegy)

Ghazal - Yes the antelope that roam the African plain
Epithalamium- something you need an operation for because it causes you pain

Carpe Diem – Must be the name of a Greek god
Canzone – An Egyptian three eyed, six legged dog

Well I could go on and on
I got it off my chest and admit I was wrong
The rest are explicit and sexual and need permission
I’m glad for poetry soups 51 types of poetry and their definition

Don’t laugh
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Chrest Avatar
September 7, 2010 at 4:30 PM
to continue... The sad thing is..upon seeing these forms I realized, perhaps erroneously, that I was obviously only a poet wanna be...but gosh,...I really do want to be...so I studied those forms and I will confess...I have written attempts in forms I can't even pronounce properly..lol...thank you for pointing my nose in this direction...gosh..you are an encouragement! in poetry, Dory
Chrest Avatar
September 7, 2010 at 4:29 PM
I'm not the only one!!!! WOO HOOOO! I remember the first time I saw a list of poetic forms..not to cast asparagus but some of those Welsh forms are unpronounceable, at least by me and as to meaning...well...my guesses weren't good to say the least..lol...
K. Avatar
July 27, 2010 at 12:04 AM
Really enjoyed this one Sidney! :) I too have had misconceptions over a lot of these forms! Very very witty indeed & haha canzone-- I thought that would be some Italian pocket bread filled with something ;) mmm I am hungry again ?!? Ok I'm not laughing, just mega smiling with sounds escaping from me... haha-- thanks! -- nikko :)
Neels Avatar
July 25, 2010 at 8:22 PM
Great question Anthony! Coming back to your piece Sidney, I enjoyed it, witty and true.. Can relate to it as well, tc Wilma with a :)
Nutter Avatar
July 25, 2010 at 6:47 PM
Amusing write, with so many styles have any of us mastered one? Nice write.
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