Minnie Got Caught Cheatin' (

There was a time between the two when things were so great One day, she didn't show when they had a date He stood on the corner waiting in the rain The lonliness, the heartache, the pain He hired a Detective named Darren Keaton On tape, Minnie is caught cheatin' It is all that Micke had feared Now wherever he goes, there is a trail of tears He tries to hire Goofy as his hit man Goofy says, no need for money, I understand Mickey throws all of Minnie's clothes in he trash and burns her favorite blouse Leave a note on the door, it reads, Hear Yee, Hear Yee, Minnie is no longer welcomed in the House of Mouse Minnie insists Daisy encouraged her to have a fling She taught me how. she literally took me under her wing Minnie admits about fantasies with actor Will Wheaton Face the facts Minnie, cameras don't lie you got caught cheatin' She says her thing with Roger Rabbit was a big mistake Her hands are sore from endless hours of Patty Cake She was seen with a stripper from Chippen Dales Because of Palimony payments, Minnie always lives upscale She was pulled over and found to be drunk behind the wheel She got away without so much as a ticket using her seductive skills Olive Oil was hired to give Minnie a never forget beatin' Popeye comments, she deserves it, she's been cheatin Pink Panther says he will date Minnie, even though she is used goods Mickey wants her buried deep in the woods Minnie is never seen again after the fateful day At the funeral, Mickey celebrates her going away He says in life my motto is always celebrate the death of the ones you hate and love Whether their destination is below or above I believe the Devil has her heatin Mickey feels better knowing you are paying for cheatin'