Mine Is Far More Elegant
That Is Not My Elephant! Mine Is Far More Elegant!
By Rick Rucker
That is not my elephant!
Mine is far more elegant!
Instead of being owned by Asian traders,
It looks as if it were decorated by 2nd graders!
And why would they name it Ella?
Examination reveals, it is a fella!
It is so skinny, its legs look like spaghetti
It should be round, like Anna Maria Alberghetti!
There should be a Bill of Rights,
To keep us from seeing such sights!
I would never let
Mine, in this condition, get!
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