Milking Shed Line Dancers

They're moving up closer from the fields of clover. 
Dog circles around behind.
Making sure they head for the milking shed,
like they do every milking time.
Standing out of the mud, chewing their cud,
holding their heads down low -
turning up the beat on the ABC;
boot scootin' boogie comes alive on the radio.

The cows started prancing; they're all line dancing,
Back and forward across the pen.
There in the bails they're all swinging their tails,
goose stepping now and then.
The flies on the wall are beginning to crawl,
moving from left to right.
Dog rolled on the floor; he's clapping his paws.
The milking shed's beating in country time.

The music's played over; back to dreaming of clover,
with calming classical music but then,
someone made a mistake - what an error to make.
They're playing boot scootin' boogie again.

The cows started prancing; they're all line dancing,
Back and forward across the pen.
There in the bails they're all swinging their tails,
goose stepping now and then.
The flies on the wall are beginning to crawl,
moving from left to right.
Dog rolled on the floor; he's clapping his paws.
The milking shed's beating in country time.
The milking shed's beating in country time.
The milking shed's beating in country time.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Hawkins Avatar
December 14, 2019 at 6:57 PM
Howdy Partner What a beaut Poem no music needed Thank-you, just going to find my husband and dance around the kitchen Ya Hoo!
Laurie Avatar
December 21, 2019 at 8:49 PM
G'day Shirley … video your dancing. I'd love to watch it. Cows in the milking shed I helped in seemed to prefer classical music. Thank you for your humorous comment Shirley - Lindsay
Babcock Avatar
October 20, 2019 at 1:33 PM
Always a delight and this country tune had me thinking of milking days and not only that having to clean that milking machine which was my job on the farm. Long sentence whew. love phyl
Laurie Avatar
October 30, 2019 at 12:34 AM
Hello Phyllis … I only helped on odd days in a herringbone shed and both of us would have experienced the same trials and tribulations of dairy cattle and the shed. I think I did most of the dancing - thanks Phyllis - Lindsay
Anish Avatar
October 17, 2019 at 5:18 PM
Dancing cattle - great image! Do you or have you ever lived on a farm? I visited a kibbutz in Israel and saw the cows there. Keep it up! Peace & Love Matthew Anish
Laurie Avatar
October 18, 2019 at 10:14 PM
Not lived Matthew, but helped to milk in a herringbone shed many times. Cows are predictable until you try to alter their habits, then watch out - thank you once again Matthew - Lindsay
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October 15, 2019 at 9:45 AM
G'Day, Lindsay. Sounds like a herd of contented cows in this very witty verse! Thx for commenting on the Burma Shave write. In the 30s & 40s when I was a kid, Burma Shave signs were nailed to posts along nearly every hi-way in Indiana. One line of a verse was on one post and the other lines posted further down the road on other posts on boards. It was fun reading stuff the "bards" concocted similar to what I wrote - Bob
Laurie Avatar
October 18, 2019 at 10:11 PM
G'day Bob … we had the same with Griffith Bros. Teas. Every mile along our railway line was their ad plus the mileage to Melbourne Central. Cows in a dairy detest change Bob and they have their pecking order. Try to change that at your own peril - thanks Bob - Lindsay
Horsman Avatar
October 12, 2019 at 12:43 AM
All those wonderful four legged Matilda's, bootin' scootin'. This amazing poem really kick starts the day, love it Lindsay.
Laurie Avatar
October 18, 2019 at 10:06 PM
Hello Harry … the dairy deserves a bit of fun with all the serious things that go on trying to keep the cows contended and milk clean. I can imagine you might have done a step or two while making breakfast Harry - Lindsay
Rose  Avatar
October 10, 2019 at 4:57 AM
Oh I love this scene, it makes my heart happy. Thanks for sharing, and if you live in Canada, Happy Thanksgiving. xo
Laurie Avatar
October 11, 2019 at 9:38 PM
Hello Pixie … yes, it's for the imagination to run wild. I'm from Southern Victoria in Australia, and only a few know what Thanksgiving is, and it's certainly not celebrated - thank you Pixie - Lindsay
Sands Avatar
October 9, 2019 at 10:58 PM
So fun Lindsay! Creative and a great one :)
Laurie Avatar
October 11, 2019 at 9:35 PM
Thank you Heidi … you must shake your head wondering how anyone could think up something silly like this - catch you soon Heidi - Lindsay
Mcintosh Avatar
October 9, 2019 at 7:28 PM
This is so adorable. I love it. You have a gift for this... God bless you always with many prayers and much love, Gina
Laurie Avatar
October 11, 2019 at 9:32 PM
Hello Regina … thank you for your encouraging comment. This is so out of this world that it has many wishing they could actually watch the milking shed in action - sadly it won't happen - catch you soon Regina - Lindsay
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October 7, 2019 at 6:23 AM
This is so good! What a delightful way to start my day. ;0)
Laurie Avatar
October 11, 2019 at 9:28 PM
Thank you Richard … it's quite different, and perhaps I should be institutionalised for thinking like this - Lindsay
Leffanta Avatar
October 4, 2019 at 4:51 PM
The voice of experience wins again! Aloha! Rico
Laurie Avatar
October 11, 2019 at 9:25 PM
Experience you say Rico! Trying to stay on my feet after slipping on a cow pat in the milking yard could have influenced the urge to write this - thanks Rico - Lindsay
Proxenos Avatar
October 3, 2019 at 2:25 PM
Tom is right, I think I will be thinking the same - witty write Lindsay. Hugs, Jennifer.
Laurie Avatar
October 11, 2019 at 9:23 PM
G'day Jennifer … Sometimes I wonder how I think of weird things like this but watching line dancers and helping milk cows seemed a nice blending - thanks Jennifer - Lindsay
Ball Avatar
October 2, 2019 at 12:05 PM
Too cute. Guess they all must love Billy Rae. Really cute little song you wrote. Now all we need is the melody. Love it. God Bless, JB
Laurie Avatar
October 11, 2019 at 9:19 PM
Hello Judy … sometimes I get these 'what if' thoughts in my thinking. Weird I know but would be great to see - thanks Judy - Lindsay
Cunningham Avatar
October 2, 2019 at 1:39 AM
Will think of that one every time I pour milk on my cornflakes lol
Laurie Avatar
October 11, 2019 at 9:17 PM
G'day Tom … and I'll think of you line dancing back and forward to the fridge - thanks Tom - Lindsay
Wolf Avatar
October 1, 2019 at 9:38 PM
Such an imaginative write, Lindsay! Who would have thunk it?!! Smiles, Gershon
Laurie Avatar
October 11, 2019 at 9:15 PM
G'day Gershon … that's what it is Gershon. My weird imagination, so I won't be training any cows in the yard - thank you Gershon - Lindsay
Mchattie Avatar
October 1, 2019 at 8:39 PM
Break out the jug and the washboard... we've got us here a country tune. Have a great day my friend.
Laurie Avatar
October 11, 2019 at 9:13 PM
G'day David … cows appear to be calmer in the shed when music is being played. I have never had any dancing thankfully. The milk in the udders might turn to butter if they did - thank you David - Lindsay
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