Milepost 1

Its written somewhere that old(er) folks should not run
But I saw lots of people doing it, I thought it must be fun...

Had to have a new outfit, the kind cute runners wear
And running shoes, those suckers cost 80 bucks a pair...

So off I set out to lose weight and join the" get fit" gang
Looked so cool stretching out, then took off with a bang...

My goal was a mile- at the time it  didn't seem so far
But then I was thinking of a mile, doing 60 in a car...

About 50 yards out my poor legs began to burn
I was gasping for air before I reached the first turn...

A cute young thing passed me like I was standing still
I tried hard to suppress the strong urge to kill...

As you've probably guessed, that first run was a bust
But, as in most things in life, "stick-to-it"  is a must..

A few weeks went by and one day I finally did it
Passed the first milepost , although I felt like sh**

It wasn't very pretty and I swear it  wasn't easy
The thought of going 2 miles makes me kind of queasy
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Debole Avatar
March 4, 2012 at 8:04 PM
Congratulations on your first mile run! Not only did you succeed at that, but you wrote this entertaining poem...accomplishment number 2. Good luck with your next goal of running 2 miles. Enjoyed reading.
Maverick Avatar
March 4, 2012 at 1:15 PM
Oh Barabra..! i must admit to not being a good runner no 1; i find it boring" no 2 i have a heavy build ) i remember,, i once a long time ago built my run up to 8 miles... " that was my last run" i am much better just doing floor exercises.. you just reminded me of it all..) with this exellent write..
Mason Gibbs Avatar
March 3, 2012 at 9:20 PM
CUTE, FUNNY AND A ALL AROUND GREAT POEM, TRUE TO LIFE.
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