Merlin the - Not So - Magic Cat

[This was my first effort for Mystic Rose rose’s recent ‘Merlin The Magic Cat’ contest. I wasn’t overly keen and it didn’t have ‘Meow’ in it. I thought I’d deleted it, but as I found it lurking in my files I thought I’d share it…] Merlin was a magic cat He grew up in a council flat On a mat is where he sat In a very pointy hat Merlin was a fatty cat But as he had a spell for that He waved his wand and said “Howzat” And then was thinner than a gnat And so to recap… The cat in a hat on a mat in a flat Was fat, said, “howzat,” and was thin as a gnat.