Menu-Ettes

The waiter asked: “Do you want that here or to go. I replied: “if I eat it here don’t I get to take it with me?” ((oldies but goodies}} “Waiter! Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!” “Well keep it quiet or everybody’s gonna want one.” “Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?” “Hmm, I’m no expert but it appears to be the backstroke.” “And how did you find your steak sir?” “I looked under the mashed potatoes!” The waiter placed the bowl of soup on the table. “you have your thumb in my soup” chided the diner” “Sorry Sir, I sprained it last week and the Dr. told me to keep it warm.” The irate diner replied: “Why don’t you stick it up your a..?” The waiters retort: “I do sir, when I’m in the kitchen.” Sign in a diner. APPLE PIE LIKE GRANDMA USED TO MAKE - $2.50 APPLE PIE LIKE YOU THINK GRANDMA USED TO MAKE - $5.00 And that old favorite outside the roadside rest area…. EAT HERE AND GET GAS John G. Lawless 11/4/2022