Meditation Guru Me

Meditation Guru Me... Spiritual tranquility (uber visionary) welcoming yuletide zen, sans relinquishing down lyft ting thoughts to state of minimal mental activity, when after some few minutes elapse, there imperceptibly arises ten den sea for light transcendent state to materialize quite by easing away from deliberate concentration coaxing insight, and detaching thoughts to any plight ordinarily feasting on consciousness, and rendering me into an anticipatory anxious state outright clutched by imagined fears analogous to hearing, and seeing monsters (albeit 10,000 maniacs) during the night, which lumbering beasts conjured with very little (if any) might, but imps of the pervert (figure of speech) scatter like cockroaches upon dawn's early light leaving me noggin scrambled from vivid dreams afflicting this good knight wracking mine toes to head approximately seventy inches in height which latitudinal measurement of this man doth displease, cuz imagining myself bigger methinks defending myself from bullies, would hove been ease zee to manage, yet in reality, this lix lifelong man remembers as a boy, how he did freeze even during heat of summer, and at that time no Ask Jeeves existed, thus scared and lonely yours truly accumulated daily inter leaves of poker red hot anger, and rage against the machine, viz human unkind, thus these latter days crowded with dis please zing pained memories, that doth seize this reclusive *****sapien, whereat in mine hovel nobody can tease me, only during slumber nasty, brutish and short Hobbesian ghosts disrupt my zzz's.