Mazel Tov

Ezra was a wise old bird and he knew very well of what he spoke, But his words to the scattered nation almost caused the men to choke. God is mad at all of us and we need to get ourselves back in his good graces, But He can see too many foreigners and he wants our girls in their places. So boys if you ever hope to go back home sometime in your lives, You’re going to have to do what I say and get rid of your shiksa wives. When the Lord can look down and see that to nice Jewish girls you’re wed, He’ll send us home to live again as long as we stay Kosher in the bed. Ezra - Chapter 10 10:1Now while Ezra prayed and made confession, weeping and casting himself down before the house of God, there was gathered together to him out of Israel a very great assembly of men and women and children; for the people wept very sore. 10:2Shecaniah the son of Jehiel, one of the sons of Elam, answered Ezra, We have trespassed against our God, and have married foreign women of the peoples of the land: yet now there is hope for Israel concerning this thing. 10:3Now therefore let us make a covenant with our God to put away all the wives, and such as are born of them, according to the counsel of my lord, and of those who tremble at the commandment of our God; and let it be done according to the law. 10:4Arise; for the matter belongs to you, and we are with you: be of good courage, and do it. 10:5Then arose Ezra, and made the chiefs of the priests, the Levites, and all Israel, to swear that they would do according to this word. So they swore.