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Mass Murderer Gets a Backhoe

Mass Murderer thought about changing careers; the chase was still chill, but the cleanup, too hard. He bought him a backhoe, and oh, what a thrill! He’s burying bodies all over the yard.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2022




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Date: 10/24/2022 11:03:00 AM
This is HILARIOUS!
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Date: 10/24/2022 7:59:00 AM
Creative way to do a disposal. Saw on the news where a man may have buried a body in a car in his backyard 30 years ago. The car was discovered by some workmen and is now being investigated as a crime scene in the back of a huge mansion. Thanks for sharing. Sara
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Date: 10/24/2022 7:30:00 AM
Ha! Another creative and inventive write Jeff. Do you get these ideas patented? :)
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Jeff Kyser
Date: 10/24/2022 7:47:00 AM
excavators and poetry don't mix - one never knows what might turn up!

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