Mass Murderer Gets a Backhoe

Mass Murderer thought about changing careers;
the chase was still chill, but the cleanup, too hard.
He bought him a backhoe, and oh, what a thrill!
He’s burying bodies all over the yard.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Krutsinger Avatar
October 24, 2022 at 11:03 AM
This is HILARIOUS!
Kendrick Avatar
October 24, 2022 at 7:59 AM
Creative way to do a disposal. Saw on the news where a man may have buried a body in a car in his backyard 30 years ago. The car was discovered by some workmen and is now being investigated as a crime scene in the back of a huge mansion. Thanks for sharing. Sara
Fowler Avatar
October 24, 2022 at 7:30 AM
Ha! Another creative and inventive write Jeff. Do you get these ideas patented? :)
Kyser Avatar
October 24, 2022 at 7:47 AM
excavators and poetry don't mix - one never knows what might turn up!
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