Martha Mae

Martha Mae

Pretty and gay

Loved to sew

So, her husband to-be

Stacked onesies in a row

But it came not to pass, you see

For he soon discovered her strange addiction

To keep from being bored

She began to hoard

Children, permanent babysitting, or abduction

He couldn’t give her a child of their own

So Martha Mae took a few out on loan!

One became two, and two became four

And soon dozens and dozens more

He would beg and plead

“Martha, let a few leave!”

For she had so many children

It took the whole church to seat them!

He worried and fretted

Cause he aided and abetted

But George, you need no attorney

When you’re raising your own army!

Steadfast was she

“So mote it be,” said he to me

“My fortunate son,

But just today

She brought home another one

And I fainted dead away!”

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015



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Date: 4/30/2015 6:44:00 PM
AE RIVERBANK. Congratulations on your well-deserved win. SKAT love
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Date: 4/25/2015 11:32:00 PM
A.E. Riverbank, Congratulations on your Humorous Poetry contest win :) LINDA
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Date: 4/22/2015 9:30:00 PM
Congratulations on a great win.
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Date: 4/22/2015 2:07:00 PM
I love this humorous write, :) a 7 and congratulations on your wonderful win. Blessings eve
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Date: 2/19/2015 7:21:00 PM
made me giggle - my hubby wont let me have a onesie - says they are adult babygrows - guess he has a point lol:-) Hugs jan xx 7 xx
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