Man Seeking Woman

The evening was just perfect 'Cause the moon was fresh and full And the air was cool and dry As I gulped down, my Red Bull It was with pure anticipation That I hope to make a score As She meets my expectations And perhaps a little more I hope she's not a nerd 'Cause I'm really not that smart Or a connaisseur Cause I'm not much into art But a woman down to earth With those mutual desires That can take a man of girth And make his loins a raging fire While sitting in Perrier's At this table that I picked In the corner of the room Should really do the trick The waiters wear black ties With a towel on each arm Pouring wine from chilled bottles It surely adds to all my charm Oh, There she is, what a beauty And I can't believe, "On time" She sure looks like a cutie I just, have to make her mine As she walks directly towards me She displays a pleasant smile This response from a woman I haven't seen, in such a while Then she sits a cross the table And we talk 'til we turn blue Satisfied in our hearts That no one else would ever do Then She said I must be honest It's my sex, I had it changed And I'm sorry if you hate me I know this seems so quite insane I replied with a tear As I reached out for her hand It's all right my dearest love I must confess, I'm not a man