Man Flu

The snot monster’s got me He’s inside my head I shouldn’t be working But home in my bed I’m sniffing and snuffling And blowing my nose I’m trying to hang on Till the snot monster goes The snot monster’s got me I’m feeling so grotty It’s hard doing work When you’re bunged up and snotty As I sit here and cough And I shiver and shake I am wondering just How much more I can take The aches are subsiding The coughing has eased I was getting quite miffed About being teased Remarks about man flu Drove me round the bend So I’m pleased to announce I’ve infected my friend