Emilia James Poet Limerick

Mamma Mia

The Abba clones were about to perform
Suddenly Bob felt his feet wet and warm
Anna screamed "diarrhea!"
Mum yelled "mamma mia"
While their pug pup hid inside its fly swarm

Pip had gifted the gig wet smelly poop
Made Anna gag as she shoveled each scoop
At an abnormal level
A proud deed for this devil
For its contents were like newt eye witch soup

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Andrea Dietrich June 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM Mama Mia indeed!! Emilia James June 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM Sure was for them. Didn't ruin their gig though lol.

Beryl Edmonds July 30, 2024 at 1:33 PM A very humorous Limerick Emilia, what a gift from Pip… Beryl Emilia James August 1, 2024 at 12:30 PM Thank you Beryl. I reckon humans gift worse at these gigs lol. Emilia : )

Deb M May 30, 2024 at 2:14 PM You make me smile with your naughty humour Emillia!! Fun poopy poem! Ha....Debx Emilia James June 3, 2024 at 1:42 PM Thank you Deb. This one did give me bit of a headache, must of been those fumes lol, Emilia : )

David Crandall May 29, 2024 at 6:08 PM Hilarious Emilia Emilia James May 30, 2024 at 5:39 AM Thank you David, glad you enjoyed it. Emilia : )

Simon Hamill May 29, 2024 at 2:04 AM oh dear oh dear, it`s a good job you didn`t use any swear words, you would have to clean it up. it made me smile LOL. simon:-) Emilia James May 30, 2024 at 5:38 AM I always clean up after my dog and never sworn once. People that don't clean up and just leave it.. that's another story lol..Emilia : )